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Postby radioactive rik on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:22 pm

this made me crack up.
i just got the local paper through the door and coz our town is relatively quiet and boring the local press is obviously stuck for ideas so theyve gone and published this poor article :lol: :lol: :lol:
i think thered be even less trouble(if any) in the area at all,if the papers didnt give this minor,pathetic excuse for a headline the time of day.
all the little chavs are gonna read it and think "yeah,we so ghetto" when its actually laughable.
it also puts unecessary fear into all the old fogeys who end up reading it.
and any thick parents/do gooders will take it far too seriously.
another laughable thing is that skateparks are supposed to be covered in graffiti(no matter how shit/basic)as part of the urban/creative image rather than having them looking all dull and clean.

heres the link(theres a whopping 4 "gang markings"/tags in total to scroll through)

http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news ... ticle.html

rather pathetically 3 tags are all in the rec and 1 in the subway,not exactly substantial in my opinion.

however ive seen some more of these RH6 tags on plastic rubbish bins,1 on the side of an alldays store,1 on an electric box in town,1 on an old unused taxi building and 1 in the tunnel in the public footpath to gatwick.ooooohhhhhhhhhhh.i better be careful when walking to work (at gatwick)through the town/riverside estate as im literally treading in gang territory everyday and risking my life whenever i step out the front door.the papers say its a gang so id better watch out hadnt i? :-k

also the gang could at least use spraypaint rather than just a marker pen.we are dealing with dangerous criminals here :^o

i think the police are dumb.why dont they google rh6 gang/crew and they would find these pricks(from an old thread entitled "forget fuel prices")

http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=2774864523
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby Stevedot2 on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:30 pm

radioactive rik wrote:this made me crack up.
i just got the local paper through the door and coz our town is relatively quiet and boring the local press is obviously stuck for ideas theyve gone and published this poor article :lol: :lol: :lol:
i think thered be even less trouble(if any) in the area at all,if the papers didnt give this minor,pathetic excuse for a headline the time of day.
all the little chavs are gonna read it and think "yeah,we so ghetto" when its actually laughable.
it also puts unecessary fear into all the old fogeys who end up reading it.
and any thick parents/do gooders will take it far too seriously.
another laughable thing is that skateparks are supposed to be covered in graffiti(no matter how shit/basic)as part of the urban/creative image rather than having them looking all dull and clean.

heres the link(theres a whopping 4 "gang markings"/tags in total to scroll through)

http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news ... ticle.html

i think the police are dumb.why dont they google rh6 gang/crew and they would find these pricks(from an old thread entitled "forget fuel prices")

http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=2774864523



The UK press is stuck for ideas, the news on Monday morning was something like "Young children are better off in nurseries than at home with their grand parents, reports show". Today it was "Some guy from the stranglers doesn't like the one way system in some shit place so he wrote a song about it". I mean, this is why I don't like the news...
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:38 pm

Yesterday the front page headline in the Daily Express was "Eggs are now good for you."

I mean, really, come on.
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby thrashduck on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:41 pm

Shit papers no fans.

They had a similar gangland thing in Preston, because there's this laughable group of kids called "The Marsh Lane Massive" who tag bins with - "No Justice, No Peace, Fuck Da Police". They're all about 11 and they post videos on myspace with them jumping out of bushes to scare Buddist Monks, and every single one of them thinks they are an MC. Hilarious!
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby radioactive rik on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:45 pm

my dad just bought it to my attention that this is no laughing matter.
he said we recieved 5 letters/parcels through the door earlier all marked by the RH6.

we dont know whether to report it to the police as there may be reprisals if we snitch on the crew sending us this hatemail.

it also had 7AH written next to the RH6 part.
we arent street enough to figure out what the 2nd 7AH part means.ive tried asking my younger bros but they are clueless too.
maybe its an affiliated sector or a specific chapter of the gang who are making our lives hell.

just like bloods/crips/hells angels they dont hide from no1 and blatantly have the postman under their control.

i hope an eastside westside turfwar doesnt breakout between the court lodge estate and riverside estate RH6 members.
id be caught in the crossfire as i live 2mins from the town center...
oh noooo!
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby James on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:46 pm

This reminds me of a headline I read over someone's shoulder on the train (don't know which paper): "Uber-chavs who won't be educated" :lol: Gave me a smile.

I initially read it as "can't be educated" though, which would have been funnier, as if every tactic in the book had been tried, but it just COULDN'T be done.
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby radioactive rik on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:51 pm

haha.chavs would really hate to be labelled as "uber":a geek/gamesworkshop word.that is dissin' them to the maximum!

yeah i heard on the news that the nation is breeding an era of "super chavs" haha.basicly some impossible to teach,out of control,baby making,jeremy kyle candidate beings with no respect for anyone or anything.

itl be like mad max in tracksuits in a few years.
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:56 pm

God, we're all fucked.
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby Creeping Dan on Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:13 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:Yesterday the front page headline in the Daily Express was "Eggs are now good for you."

I mean, really, come on.

Hahaha i laughed so much when i saw that headline. Bit of a dry news day.

Over the last few weeks its been Obama then snow. And now the news is pretty dry apart from those girls who died on their first flying lesson.
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby thrashduck on Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:14 pm

It'll cool to be a nice boy soon, don't worry.
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby zykloned on Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:19 am

Danger danger, high voltage.
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby Herzeleid on Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:23 am

hah, try living in Devon

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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:04 am

haha

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Postby Herzeleid on Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:13 pm

Yeah, I was so proud to be in the Express and Echo.
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Re: living in GANGLAND britain...

Postby Steve on Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:58 pm

I saw on Sky News this morning a story about a 13 year old kid who's a dad, because that's something out of the ordinary?
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