Off I go to Cyprus tomorrow morning, to lie in the sun and listen to AC/DC everyday and eat loads of fucking humous. Who knows if I'll get to use an internet cafe of sorts, so goodbye for now. See you next week, and don't forget to buy the new Diagonal album on Monday. I'll leave you with a joke.

What's big and small at the same time? A big egg.

I thought you were going to leave forever then, I think I would have left myself if that were to happen.

Mutiny.

Have a nice old time though!

I just split up with my girlfriend.

I hope this ruins your thread John....

Muahahaaa

Sad times.

To be honest, I'll probably be on here everyday anyway. If I am, I'll use this thread as an hilarious diary of sorts. If not, then you can all be upset while I'm gone and post your messages of support. Thank you.

Is it north or south cyprus?

East! The Greek part, whichever one that is. Nissi Beach I think. It's quite near Aiya Nappah (I don't know how to spell that so I did it hilariously), although I shan't be going clubbing with my mum. She's been to Paphos a million times and I've been with her and my dad about 3 or 4, but it's time for a different part.

I've also been to the Greek side, and it was really nice. Have a jolly bloody lovely time.

My hotel had a PC and it were mega cheap for a decent amount of time so...speak to you tomorrow.

Yeah.

When I was in Greece I came on here, like, once every couple of days.

NO EXCUSES!

fuuuuuck

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i love humous so much! i could live of humous and cucumber

Posthumous Oscar?

dont go on the internet whilst in cyprus. youre on HOLIDAY!!!that means getting away from it all.
if youre leaving the U.K for a couple of days then it should include leaving things associated with the uk,like UK thrash(besides,you deserve a break from my awful puns)
i know we are all lovely,and we love you too John but its like,come on(Jimmy form south park)

have a lovely,wonderful,joyous time.and if you wish,you can tell us all about it(when youre back of course)

If he doesn't use the internet, how is he to find out what is happening at home? If he's anything like me, he'll probably end up watching Sky News and eating Lays for a couple of days but I find that my only other source of news out there is the British scandal rags that people leave lying around in bars and shite when you're playing pool and getting burst. The internet is just more credible.

EDIT: Wait, scratch that last part.