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Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Mon May 12, 2008 10:12 pm

You thought we talked shit, look what type of mail HOD get.


Welcome to the playground of a mentalpausal mind for that which I seek I can only find here and no where else. For real doctors are such morons in the world of today for they have all kinds of pills to cure everything under the sun, except they all lead to death for they think we all be the same. For that they think we are all mentally ill in that they have no desire or knowledge of how to help those who are emotionally damaged by life.

For there's nothing wrong with me except an anger control problem that I have, it's a hormonal thing that we all go thru at my age.

Time remaining 4 years, 2 months and 26 days and then it'll be over and I'll be able to see ya play.Take care, *DELETED*
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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby caspio on Tue May 13, 2008 12:00 am

WTF?
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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby thrashduck on Tue May 13, 2008 12:10 am

Lookey likey bot spamming to me!

Always funny.
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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby Dian Wei on Tue May 13, 2008 12:15 am

What happened to that thread where we played japes on those msn scammers?
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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Tue May 13, 2008 7:15 pm

This was deffo a person she was 45 and was 'shrouded with mystery' on her profile. He picture was a close up of her eye, ooooohooh, mysterious girl.


Do any of you lot reply to junk mail?

YOU HAVE WON TOKYO LOTTERY = £3,000,000 DORRARS GURARANTEE.

I've always wanted to but been too scared.
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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby James on Tue May 13, 2008 7:17 pm

I think it would be quite funny to set up a fake account and start having on one of those Nigerian conmen.. see how far it could get before calling them a fucking cunt from a shithole country.
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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby Metal Iain on Tue May 13, 2008 7:20 pm

'Away and stone teenage mothers, you fucking Nigerian!'
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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby Craig on Wed May 14, 2008 7:35 pm

It's already been done ... and been done fucking brilliantly.

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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby Dian Wei on Wed May 14, 2008 7:41 pm

419 are winners.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Wed May 14, 2008 9:28 pm

that's amazing, i think i might just try one of those at some point
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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby James on Wed May 14, 2008 11:09 pm

None of the images work for me :(
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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby Bangover on Thu May 15, 2008 2:32 pm

I just got this one:

"Compliment,

How are you doing? Hope you have not forgotten me, at your past efforts and attempt to assist me in transferring those funds, I made sure you are not left out the Benefit of the transaction hence I kept aside for you Sum of Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars($500,000.00)Draft.

I and my new partner agreed to compensate you with that amount for all your past efforts and attempt to assist me in this matter.Iappreciatedyour efforts at that time very much, so feel free and get In touch With my secretary Mr.Walter Adedokun and instruct him on how to send the Bank draft to you.Please do let me know immediately you receive the Draft so that we can Share the joy together after all the hard work at that time.

In the Moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which I And my partner are handling, finally, remember that I had left
Instruction to my secretary so as soon as you contact him, He will send the Draft to you, so feel free to get in touch with my Secretary Now.

Below is the contact of my secretary:

Mr. Walter Adedokun
Reply to E-mail: walt.adedokun3@gmail.com
Phone:- +234-702-733-9601

With Best Regards,
Dr.Fernandez Campbell:

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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby thrashduck on Thu May 15, 2008 2:33 pm

PHONE HIM PHONE HIM PHONE HIM.
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Re: Inane banter winz of 08?

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu May 15, 2008 7:35 pm

right, once my exams are over i definately will do a few of these
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