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by **Lev** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:51 pm

Stop talking about poo. Right now.

by **MartinC** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:04 pm

Spoil sport.

by **Seregon-James** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:41 pm

MartinC wrote:Soil sport.

by **thrashduck** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:22 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7169347.stm

I do believe this is what we have.

by **James** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:49 pm

That actually sounds like a likely explanation, if 100,000 people a week are catching it!

by **Dethhead** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:37 pm

thrashduck wrote::lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7169347.stm

I do believe this is what we have.

I'll keep clear of you when you get back to the house.

by **MartinC** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:46 pm

My ex-girlfriend is not going to be happy.

by **Metal Iain** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:48 pm

Is this the one you drunkenly confessed your love for?

by **James** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:49 pm

No it's the one he probably gave the shits to! :lol:

by **MartinC** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:51 pm

No, this was the one I drunkenly rammed on New Year's Eve - the following morning the shits started to kick in. If she gets ill I'm in serious trouble because it's her birthday on Friday. Part of me wishes it had been the one I drunkenly confessed my love for - she deserves the shits way more.

by **amok** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:07 pm

talking of shits, iains shits smell horrendous,we all know about 'the incident' by now, but before he collapsed in my mates flat the other week after drinking three bottles of wine in just over an hour, he did a shit that smelt so horrendous people were almost boking in the hallway, he then vomited on my girlfriends bed, and i had to carry his chunks through to the bog by scooping it (mostly pasta) into plastic bags, it was not a pleasant evening, but more pleasant than putting on your shoes and holding your breath to take a piss in your own bathroom because of shit on the walls haha :dance:

by **Metal Iain** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:02 am

amok wrote:talking of shits, iains shits smell horrendous,we all know about 'the incident' by now, but before he collapsed in my mates flat the other week after drinking three bottles of wine in just over an hour, he did a shit that smelt so horrendous people were almost boking in the hallway, he then vomited on my girlfriends bed, and i had to carry his chunks through to the bog by scooping it (mostly pasta) into plastic bags, it was not a pleasant evening, but more pleasant than putting on your shoes and holding your breath to take a piss in your own bathroom because of shit on the walls haha

That spiel would have been funny if you could speak English properly.

Remember that time I kicked you in the balls so you started on your brother? He shoved you on your arse and made you look like a complete woman.

Now that was funny!

by **Bangover** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:05 am

this is hilarious...I want more funny stories or even better YouTube videos of peoples humiliation..

by **thrashduck** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:07 am

Shit, on the walls?

Aw man...

by **MartinC** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:10 am

Iain is tubgirl.

HNY