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Re: Sex

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:35 pm

My girlfriend has the biggest cunt in Warrington...... Me.
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Re: Sex

Postby Creeping Dan on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:37 pm

That is amaze. When did you get the new lady?
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Re: Sex

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:29 pm

Couple of months ago, just been dating & stuff. She's as nuts as squirrel shit which is how I likes em.
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Re: Sex

Postby Creeping Dan on Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:52 pm

Nice one mate. Ive basically been trying to nail most women in sight.
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Re: Sex

Postby meluaz on Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:14 pm

ukthrash=sausage fest
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Re: Sex

Postby Povey on Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:46 pm

meluaz wrote:ukthrash=sausage fest



Bet your chuffed Zurab
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Re: Sex

Postby radioactive rik on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:40 pm

the more someone usually goes on about it in great detail and all the time,the higher the chance its fiction.just like that lad on Inbetweeners.so be careful all you showoffs out there :wink:
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Re: Sex

Postby Resilience Records on Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:36 pm

radioactive rik wrote:the more someone usually goes on about it in great detail and all the time,the higher the chance its fiction.just like that lad on Inbetweeners.so be careful all you showoffs out there :wink:


Although for me, i really am a paedophile. i like boys between 0 - 7 years of age, will accept up to 12. no fiction rik, just bum friction.
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Re: Sex

Postby thrasherdave on Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:12 am

Condoms are indeed fail. Especially when you have a latex allergy.
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Re: Sex

Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:19 pm

One of my friends used to have casual sex with a girl with a latex allergy. What a bloody nightmare! Luckily they never had babies.
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Re: Sex

Postby Povey on Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:39 pm

You can get a non-allergic johnnies, I used to work in Sexual Health I had never seen so many in my life.


We used to go to clubs and promote safe sex (Free Johnnies for all) and all I could think was when someone came up... "You'll be lucky love"...
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Re: Sex

Postby MartinC on Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:28 pm

I prefer the Warhammer thread.
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Re: Sex

Postby thrasherdave on Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:35 pm

Well, if skaven rats float your boat then....
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Re: Sex

Postby radioactive rik on Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:19 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:One of my friends used to have casual sex with a girl with a latex allergy. What a bloody nightmare! Luckily they never had babies.


i used to have a rubber allergy...is that the same? :D

also i used to have 'casual' sex with a girl,and i would always be wearing jeans,plain socks,polo shirt,trainers and a jumper :D
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Re: Sex

Postby James on Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:08 pm

"plain socks" :lol:
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