Yes yes....again Heretic are without a bassist!!

We are looking for a serious musician. Skilled at his instrument, and someone who is ready to commit, get their head down and face what we have coming up. If anyone is very serious about joining us, send me a private message or email me at lyallthomas57@hotmail.com and we will start to talk about auditions and pre requisits. By joining you are automatically eligible for an amp endorsement too.


Thanks. Lyall - Heretic.

lolz

Any normal band would have quit by now.

So, does anyone want in? The main criteria for joining the band is:

1. A decent haircut.
2. A good pair of shoes.
3. A serious interest in boobs.
4. An irrational dislike of every other band.

MartinC wrote:Any normal band would have quit by now.

So, does anyone want in? The main criteria for joining the band is:

1. A decent haircut.
2. A good pair of shoes.
3. A serious interest in boobs.
4. An irrational dislike of every other band*.

*Except Sekhmet

Good luck guys. BTW Martin, listening to Smear Campaign.. and loving it. Thanks for the review.

Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:

MartinC wrote:Any normal band would have quit by now.

So, does anyone want in? The main criteria for joining the band is:

1. A decent haircut.
2. A good pair of shoes.
3. A serious interest in boobs.
4. An irrational dislike of every other band*.

*Except Sekhmet

Good luck guys. BTW Martin, listening to Smear Campaign.. and loving it. Thanks for the review.

Yeah, I suppose the Sekhmet bhoys are alright... you could all work on your haircuts though.

No bother, I had to make sure other people heard it, because it's the best thing ever.

theres nowt wrong wif my haircut Boy!

Your shoes then.

Come on, dickheads! Who wouldn't want to be a part of the world's most hated band?

MartinC wrote:Come on, dickheads! Who wouldn't want to be a part of the world's most hated band?

Lars Ulrich and friends?

MartinC wrote:Any normal band would have quit by now.

So, does anyone want in? The main criteria for joining the band is:

1. A decent haircut.
2. A good pair of shoes.
3. A serious interest in boobs.
4. An irrational dislike of every other band.

So the ability to actually play the bass is optional then?

Yeah, it's not as important as "doing what the fuck you're told to".

MartinC wrote:Yeah, it's not as important as "doing what the fuck you're told to".

Your selling this really well marty boy!!!

I'm just trying to have a sense of humour about it. We've been through so many line-up changes and after a while it really starts to get dis-heartening - especially when you've already booked time at the studio etc.

Sadly my shoes are poor and i have ginger hair. On the plus side this would make you even more hated.

what happened this time?