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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Final_Thoughts on Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:31 pm

..And stabbed it in my cock forever
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby James on Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:32 pm

I drown with you to be together...
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"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Final_Thoughts on Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:34 pm

..Must you breath? Coz i need heaven
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby James on Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:11 pm

Oops, did I miss out "Take this cool dark steel-ed blade - steal it, sheath it, in your lake..."?
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.

"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:17 pm

and the excalibur bit, and the rest...
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Final_Thoughts on Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:17 pm

You did. haha. And the "It stays there like Excalibur, Are you my Arthur?, Say you are." bit too
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby James on Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:20 pm

I froze your tears to make a dagger
And stabbed it in my cock forever
It stays there like Excalibur; are you my Arthur? Say you are
Take this cool dark steeled blade
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake
I drown with you to be together
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

And that's...
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:24 pm

i have it on my last.fm page, so there's your racist...
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby James on Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:25 pm

I love how Dawn's like "good....yes...."
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:27 pm

very powerful
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby thrashduck on Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:33 pm

Half way up the stair.. is the stair.. where I sit.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:11 pm

stairs*
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby James on Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:52 pm

No, he does actually say stair.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:11 am

well the line is stairs, so...
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby thrashduck on Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:29 am

The Fourth Norseman wrote:well the line is stairs, so...


Yeah, it's ruined..
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