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how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby Immortalicide on Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:55 pm

In order to ensure that you sell loads of records, bands ought to take a leaf from the book of these 2 bands who have both become cvlt in the underground, and collectors go mad for their releases, sabbat (jap) and nunslaughter.
http://www.isten.net/sabbat/sabbat_discography.html
http://www.shop-hellsheadbangers.com/nu ... graphy.asp

both bands are awesome, but fuck, how many people rush to buy their releases!!!!!!! They are guarenteed to sell.
i mean, nunslaughter even released an lp limited to 100 copies, all of which were in different unique sleeves, yet they still managed to make 14 of them more exclusive by having those painted with watercolours. Genius marketeing =D>
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby Bangover on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:04 pm

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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby buttfuck on Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:18 pm

Thing is, both bands are awesome and would probably sell all that anyway. Such is the nature of black/death/thrash/whatever underground stuff.
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby James on Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:05 pm

I think Nunslaughter are pretty lame! But I do like Sabbat (Jp) a lot!
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby thrashduck on Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:00 am

I like what I've heard of Sabbajap. According to Metal Archives they've had 116 releases!
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:45 pm

You can sell a lot of records by not writing gant music too.
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby Herzeleid on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:13 am

Metal Iain wrote:You can sell a lot of records by not writing gant music too.


You could have at least told Kiss that, Scotch Iain.
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:34 pm

Herzeleid wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:You can sell a lot of records by not writing gant music too.


You could have at least told Kiss that, Scotch Iain.


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Kiss sold a lot of albums because they write super-hardcore stuff. Their live albums barely qualify as such yet they've out-sold most other bands' live albums, such is the brilliance of Kiss.
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby Mastubator on Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:18 pm

Aaah, good old Isten. The secret to Sabbat's success is in their underwear.
I want one of the Nunslaughter EPs with maggots in. Or the glow in the dark orange pumpkin one. Or one of the shape cut ones (saws, crosses, christmas tress...)

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Didn't Kiss buy all their songs?!? Didn't write any, just paid other people to write for them?
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby Lev on Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:06 pm

Buy the limited edition Pulverizer vinyl. There's one copy, and it's completely see-through. It only has one track. "Whatcha sayin' ars mutha?". The other side is just an acapella version.
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:56 pm

Mastubator wrote:Didn't Kiss buy all their songs?!? Didn't write any, just paid other people to write for them?


Don't be daft.
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby Immortalicide on Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:08 pm

Mastubator wrote: Or one of the shape cut ones (saws, crosses, christmas tress...


You mean like my collection of DARK ANGEL shapes?? :D

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shaped pic discs rule!!!!!!!!
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Re: how to sell lots of records, become a cult!!!!!!!!

Postby buttfuck on Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:20 pm

thrashduck wrote:I like what I've heard of Sabbajap. According to Metal Archives they've had 116 releases!

Most of them are live bootlegs-Sabbat just accepts them as official releases anyway :lol:
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