Teacher Placed On Administrative Leave For Playing HIM

by **terrorizer** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:34 pm

My music teacher was Mr Bates and he had a Yamaha keyboard that he'd play. Mr Bates played with his organ in front of the class. I didn't get the joke until 6th form. :oops:

by **MartinC** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:06 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Then act hard about it.

Fucking Manc bastards.

They don't act hard about it though, do they? All Oasis's songs are about things like 'love' and all that bollocks. All of Slayer's songs are about war and serial killers and bumming. Yet who's more likely to clobber a photographer for looking at them the wrong way?

by **terrorizer** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:10 pm

MartinC wrote:All of Slayer's songs are about war and serial killers and bumming.

I can see the latter, "At Dawn They Bum", "Ringpiece by Ringpiece", "Anal of Death" etc., but name me one Slayer song about war or serial killers!

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:11 pm

didn't gallagcgcgccher get pwnd by that german guy he tried to start on

by **terrorizer** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:12 pm

by **MartinC** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:12 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:didn't gallagcgcgccher get pwnd by that german guy he tried to start on

Yeah, he karate kicked some German guy and ended up getting his teeth knocked out. I can't remember the whole story.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:13 pm

terrorizer wrote::doh:

?

by **zykloned** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:21 pm

Still, he bones hotties.

by **Lev** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:21 pm

They just start on everyone, and their excuse is always 'they're shit' even though they're clearly 1000 times better than Oasis.

by **MartinC** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:44 pm

Come back when you've written 'Don't Look Back in Anger', Lev, or alternatively when you're not a rubbish version of me.

by **Bangover** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:51 pm

^^^^

lol @ Anal of Death

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:00 pm

Come back when you're written ANYTHING!

More gay slayer songs....
Behind the crooked cocks.
Homophobic
porn ensemble

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:01 pm

porn ensemble :lol:

by **thrashduck** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:22 pm

MartinC wrote:Come back when you've written 'Don't Look Back in Anger', Lev, or alternatively when you're not a rubbish version of me.

Oh no. Arguement over chaps.

by **Lev** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:25 pm

MartinC wrote:Come back when you've written 'Don't Look Back in Anger', Lev, or alternatively when you're not a rubbish version of me.

Only because there's no such thing as a decent version of you.

Yes, that seriously is the best I can think of.