God damn. We were discussing this at work yesterday. The implications on having a cheeky spliff around venues / work, on the spot arrests.

Why not just see if he delivers? Progress on crime and transport are his main claims, and very important areas I'd say - let's see if he puts his money where his mouth is.

Good lord. Well, either one would've been a shame. It's like in the South Park episode where they have to vote between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich. It really is very very true.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

Leighsus wrote:Honestly, if terrorists attacked now, what would Boris do? He's not exactly the best person to keep people from panicking is he?

He'd probably just say something like
"well it's babueuab quite bisaauauatba and er wauhhaha sorry what was thee err question again"

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Yeah, a bumbling fool gone too far? Scary times...

Anyone ever thought that the bumbling fool could just be a clever, cunning guise for an incredibly adept politician??

Sop trying to get us to think you are smart harris!

Sop off

ahaha, whoops.

thrash metal maniac wrote:Anyone ever thought that the bumbling fool could just be a clever, cunning guise for an incredibly adept politician??

That's what some people said about little Bush, but I don't think they were right.

James wrote:Why not just see if he delivers? Progress on crime and transport are his main claims, and very important areas I'd say - let's see if he puts his money where his mouth is.

he'll put his money in his pocket and say fuck you to everyone else, just like that poacher turner gamekeeper Ken Livingstone

jonny_boy34 wrote:

thrash metal maniac wrote:Anyone ever thought that the bumbling fool could just be a clever, cunning guise for an incredibly adept politician??

That's what some people said about little Bush, but I don't think they were right.

To be fair though, he's doing alright for HIMSELF

In retrospect I think theres a chance that this is his opportunity to step up into the real world of politics. He's now the mayor of the capital of England. He knows he has to succeed because he will totally embarress the entire Conservative party otherwise.

It's intriguing.

zykloned wrote:He knows he has to succeed because he will totally embarress the entire Conservative party otherwise

Wouldn't be the first time.