Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

James wrote:Yeah, there is a world of difference between Digestives and Rich Teas (which I find very boring).

How dare you!

Rich Teas are the most underated biscuit of today. A pint of milk and a pack of Rich Teas on a sunny day. Fantastic.

Milk on a sunny day?!?! It goes all fucking warm you mong!

Euughh, spakkerr,,, drink it!,,,eueugjhghj

Metal Iain wrote:

The Fourth Norseman wrote:what are you talking about iain, those 2 biscuits are the staple, along with digestives and hobnobs.

i suppose they only have ship biscuits in dunfermline.

That's Dundee you're thinking of, anus.

Digestives are fucking foul too. You should just get a haircut and start eating Echos. They're climaxual.

i have shorter and nicer hair than you

Yeah, but his head is the right shape.

your foreskins the right shape

thrashduck wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

James wrote:This is all me and Iain do now that uni is over... rate biscuits.

Fuck off!

I've completed GTA IV and signed on. Rating biscuits is but a mere pass time that I partake of when I've seen the Futuramas that are on Sky One a million times already.

Ooh, who did you decide to kill at the end?

I killed Dmitri but am sort of replaying it from time to time making the opposite decisions where possible - shooting Michelle in the head doesn't kill her.

The Fourth Norseman wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

The Fourth Norseman wrote:what are you talking about iain, those 2 biscuits are the staple, along with digestives and hobnobs.

i suppose they only have ship biscuits in dunfermline.

That's Dundee you're thinking of, anus.

Digestives are fucking foul too. You should just get a haircut and start eating Echos. They're climaxual.

i have shorter and nicer hair than you

Impossible!

My hair is the nicest in all of Christendom. You may have shorter hair than I, but so does Lev and my hair is clearly nicer than his.

The Fourth Norseman wrote:your foreskins the right shape

Yes...yes it is...thank you.

Metal Iain wrote:[

My hair is the nicest in all of Christendom. You may have shorter hair than I, but so does Lev and my hair is clearly nicer than his.

not really an acheivment is it

iain do you have xbox live

Yeah, as I don't have a hair style, it's pretty easy to beat.

Whether or not you have a hair 'style' is besides the point.

All that matters is that I have lovely hair.

Anyone attending this please see page 16 as you may have missed it due to all the biscuit talk

James wrote:

Styxx wrote:Chill out guys, they're just biscuits

You don't seem to realise that they were actually praising Oreos!!!

Check back a few pages mate...

James wrote:There's nothing wrong with Digestives - good wholesome snacks, though not as good as Hob Nobs.

Agreed. Rich Teas are good too. Not the most exciting biscuit in the world but they're nice, and better than shortbread. I fucking hate shortbread.

James wrote:This is all me and Iain do now that uni is over... rate biscuits.

THIS
Don't know if it's still there but they used to have a particularly interesting article on underpants toast.

Shortbread rules you clown!