I didn't think it was exactly great...

Vicky Vette is nothing special anyways.. she's just a skanky fake-looking whore tbh

It's porn, the lassies aren't meant to look like Gisele. If they did, however, I'd be a hairy, blind wolf.

See the glamour (such a wrong word for it) stuff is more where my tastes are.

So you basically try to beat off to Channel 4 sex-change documentaries?

Well that and highly artsy lesbian films.

I hate girl-on-girl. Anal has never been 'pulled off' as well by a woman on a woman as a man on a woman. Lex Steele's fucking bulbous black cock is evidence of this.

See this is my main problem, what is the thing with anal.

You do realise that is where they shit from right?

Actual shit, i mean have you smelt it? You are telling me you would put your dick into contact with the place where that substance lives?

Dian Wei wrote:See this is my main problem, what is the thing with anal.

You do realise that is where they shit from right?

Actual shit, i mean have you smelt it? You are telling me you would put your dick into contact with the place where that substance lives?

To be fair, I'd rather smear my cock with shit than with a baby.

You wouldn't.

You are now employing i am a paedo because i don't like fucking a turd box.

That is low even by your standards.

Nah, but your logic is flawed.

Porn stars that do anal will probably have cleaner rings than cunts. Anal orgasms are allegedly the best thing a woman can get, so I guess that's why they go through the indignity of being repeatedly sodomised.

There is that aspect of it, but i am going to go back to the old standard of "it does nothing for me"

It still makes me retch slightly thinking of it.

God, I hate to think what your reaction to more violent and rough porn would be.

I must admit, I was nearly sick the first time I watched a video of a full anal prolapse.

Up the bum, no harm done

it's not bad actually

You were one of the Fritzl Children?

See i can actually stomach most of it, finding it erotic is a whole other matter.