Firestorm, the best band in the world (apart from Damnas) are headlining the Hope & Anchor very soon, which will be Tuesday 28th August. You better all come and metal (I can't say thrash) it out with us. It's like a lovely little warm-up gig for mine & Jamie's Heavy Metal Thunder night of doom on September 1st (there'll be another thing posted about that tomorrow hopefully).

Here's an hilarious flyer:


You'll get a discount of 50p with that, so you better print it off and use it wisely. If you haven't heard us before, here we are: htpp://www.myspace.com/firestormuk

Keep in mind that we're much better live than we sound on the recordings, even though they still sound pretty good. If you want stupid heavy metal hilairous fun, this'll be your favourite night to enjoy. Lovely.

I should get a job in advertising.

There's no point in going. They're rubbish.

Yeah? What have you ever done on television, nothing. So don't...

You're the wanker mate... if anyone is.

Come on everyone, bloody hell.

So the gig's tonight and no one's coming. Hooray!