I once saw someone have a pancake catch light

Also, I once gave my ex food poisining with undercooked lamb. Although it's funny in retrospect

James wrote:we're on a gay meter

Once I was round my mates and we made hash cookies , pity we put the oven on 250 C rather than 250 F

A total burnt mess!!

Lol, nice to know that I'm not the only totally incompetent cook around here!

I've succumbed to battered sausage and chips tonight, coz I really, really cannot be arsed to do anything. An added bonus of having a chip shop literally 2 minutes from my flat. £2.30 for a large sausage and chips. Bargain I'd say lol.

Well as a butcher for 20 years, i can tell you apart from poultry and pork, it isnt easy to get food poisoning from undercooked meat, in fact, beef, lamb, bacon and fish can be eaten raw (and is in japan all the time), and the main threat with raw stuff is getting a parasitic worm!! . What does give you food poisoning is crappy unhygienic take-aways where some geezer picks his arse then puts salad on your kebab, or reheats stuff 5 times or leaves it unrefrigerated for 3 days before cooking it!!!!! If you cook stuff yourself, it is usually okay!!

Welcome dude, I think I will stick with beans on toast and cheese.

Atom wrote:Welcome dude, I think I will stick with beans on toast and cheese.

Man those beans we ate at yours were awesomely great!!!!!!!!!

No real disasters personally, although an ex nce cooked a chicken stir fry and proceeded to chuck up for the rest of the evening. I can laugh cause I was alright. And on that note:



Since then I have turned veggie and have only had one moment of error. Tried to make a potato hash with peppers and mushrooms. Ended up being mashed potato with uncooked veg in. Hardly a success...

Not really a disaster but when I was at Uni our freezer packed in and we had to cook all the ready meals, pizzas and fuck knows what else was in there. Most of it was already defrosted before we cooked it so no one was interested. I ate a whole weeks worth of food to myself. Lovely.

One last one: My uncle when he was at Unigot really pissed and couldn't be arsed to cook. His dinner? Butter wrapped up in raw bacon. Then he finished the rest of the butter with a spoon. Classy bloke.

thrash metal maniac wrote:

Atom wrote:Welcome dude, I think I will stick with beans on toast and cheese.

Man those beans we ate at yours were awesomely great!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I'm a great beans on toast cook!

My idea of cooking is using a microwave. Seriously, I hate cooking with a passion.

Atom wrote:Yeah I'm a great beans on toast cook!

the best

ThrashMetalLuci wrote:My idea of cooking is using a microwave. Seriously, I hate cooking with a passion.

Second that. Except I don't have a microwave. For me it's either pasta or some sort of breaded chicken product with chips. Cheese on toast is too much effort for me.

I burned a hole in the roof of a microwave once.

YES! AWESOME! YOU FUCKING WIN!

ye canny beat a barby but aye beans are cracking

ainsley harriot rules

MartinC wrote:I burned a hole in the roof of a microwave once.

Erm, how?