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Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby GoreBastard on Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:50 am

No, this isn't another one of my "Amy Winehouse Dies" type threads. I just read this somewhere, then when I searced his name on google, I found this:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... &HBX_OU=50

I've never been a massive fan of the guy, but Ghost was a cool film. Poor bastard.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby TheSmilingGoat on Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:14 am

i heard he's doing well with the treatment though
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Lev on Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:35 am

blah blah insert joke about Ghost 2 blah blah
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:23 pm

Nobody cares!, Nobody cares!
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:20 pm

Old news.

Serves him right for being a paedophile.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby GoreBastard on Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:25 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Old news.

Serves him right for being a paedophile.


FUCKINELL!

I completely forgot about that!!

Fuck him then!
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby Immortalicide on Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:33 pm

GoreBastard wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Old news.

Serves him right for being a paedophile.


FUCKINELL!

I completely forgot about that!!

Fuck him then!


id not heard bout that?? tell us then!!!

Even if he wasnt a paedo, he deserves it for that fucking most awful of films ever, dirty dancing. Twat!!!
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby STD_Caps on Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:05 pm

GoreBastard wrote:No, this isn't another one of my "Amy Winehouse Dies" type threads.


I read the title and thought 'is this a Gorebastard thread? and when I saw it was i thought 'gotta be bullshit'. Good work, keep us guessing. :lol:
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:27 am

PEEEDDDOOOO? I've been wishing him well on the other boards! What the fuck? Is this true?
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby thrashduck on Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:28 am

"Desperate not to be typecast, Swayze has in his career played a transvestite and a paedophile, but it was in Point Break, playing a bank robber opposite Keanu Reeves in a fetching white T-shirt, and as the dance teacher Johnny Castle in Dirty Dancing, that a generation of girls will remember him"

Not an ACTUAL paedophile. It's called acting I think. Unless I've missed something.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:05 am

Ahhh right. Phew!
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby James on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:12 am

TheSmilingGoat wrote:i heard he's doing well with the treatment though


I thought pancreatic cancer was uncurable?
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby thrashduck on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:15 am

There isn't a cure for any cancer you schmuck.

I heard it was very hard to treat, but he can recover.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby GoreBastard on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:28 am

Immortalicide wrote:
GoreBastard wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Old news.

Serves him right for being a paedophile.


FUCKINELL!

I completely forgot about that!!

Fuck him then!


id not heard bout that?? tell us then!!!

Even if he wasnt a paedo, he deserves it for that fucking most awful of films ever, dirty dancing. Twat!!!


I'm sure I remember something about cops finding stuff on his computer.
That was ages ago though, and probably someone else.
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Re: Patrick Swayze has cancer

Postby James on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:50 am

And probably a film.
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