Ratz Ass -Wet between the legs


Look out! We’re on the loose
Three righteous dudes playing ultra blues
We play for freedom, there is no doubt
The sexy ladies they all shout

Turn it up! Please we beg
Coz when you rock. this. hard. you make us wet between the legs
Turn it up! Please we beg
Coz when you rock. this. hard. you make us wet between the legs

COME ON!

Look out! We’re on the loose
Three righteous dudes playing ultra blues
We play for freedom, there is no doubt
The sexy ladies they all shout

Turn it up! Please we beg
Coz when you rock. this. hard. you make us wet between the legs
Turn it up! Please we beg
Coz when you rock. this. hard. you make us wet between the legs

OH YEAH!

(Solo)

Turn it up! Please we beg
Coz when you rock. this. hard. you make us wet between the legs
Turn it up! Please we beg
Coz when you rock. this. hard. you make us wet between the legs
Turn it up! Please we beg
Coz when you rock. this. hard. you make us wet between the legs
Turn it up! Please we beg
Coz when you rock. this. hard. you make us wet between the legs

Best lyrics ever.

My fave lyrics on my own song are “COME ON” and “OH YEAH”


I’m also writing a musical called “Dancing in the Doomlight”. It’s a story of about a one armed loner. The world does not understand him…but DOOM does. The whole musical is based around him sat at his computer having online arguments on DOOM forums. Each new argument is accompanied by a famous TROO DOOM track played by an orchestra with him singing the words. The musical ends with him popping down the shops for some cheese and smokes and gets laughed at by society during his walk. The final scene is him on his knees and he rips of his ‘Trouble’ patch and screams WHY!

I think it’s pretty powerful stuff.

*sniff* thats beautiful man... *wipes away tear*

both of them.

Just wait until my 100% Pagan thrash band...LEATHER CASTLE gets going...just you wait!

Mazz, I now think you have enough bands to warrant us changing the name of Metalbrew to Mazzbrew, and you can just play the whole day. I can't think of anything better, to be honest.

I’m going run on stage wearing antlers and suit made of IVY…I’ll also be sporting a cod piece made of mistletoe. When I hit the stage I’ll shout “COME ON PAGANS….LET’S THRASH”…then get bottled off.