Nah, it's bad. This time around I'm being super well-behaved.

You've sold your soul for fan-dan?

SHAME!

I've only got a few months of her so I've got to be super well-behaved and cram in as much shagging as possible. People don't realise that I would seriously give up my dignity and change my morals if it meant getting a shag. I don't care.

A few months before what?

She leaves me forever. She's going to University in Cardiff.

Cardiff?!

*laughs boisterously*

I know, I told her not to go there and to join me in Sheffield so she could live as my Queen but NOOOO!!!11

Post her your jizz in a bag.

Oi... don't get coarse.

I can't imagine living in Wales. I do really like Welsh people - well, in comparison with Irish people - but I can't imagine living in Cardiff. It'd be all weird and different.

The accent would grate on me. I'd end up killing someone.

Dian Wei wrote:Post her your jizz in a bag.

youve clearly thought that one through dian,coz most people use an envelope to post things but in this case the envelope would absorb its content.this could be potentially more dangerous than recieving anthrax(the chemical not the band!)through the post.
at least in a bag it would stay fresh and rich in consistency.
itd be a great idea for sperm donors,they could mail it to the clinic from now on(with the option/bonus of being anonymous),itd be such less hassle and would save the embarassment.

radioactive rik wrote:

Dian Wei wrote:Post her your jizz in a bag.

youve clearly thought that one through dian,coz most people use an envelope to post things but in this case the envelope would absorb its content.this could be potentially more dangerous than recieving anthrax(the chemical not the band!)through the post.
at least in a bag it would stay fresh and rich in consistency.
itd be a great idea for sperm donors,they could mail it to the clinic from now on(with the option/bonus of being anonymous),itd be such less hassle and would save the embarassment.

Holy fuck, that's a great idea! I'm gonna shoot my juice into a tesco bag right now!

Sandwich bag would be better, you can seal them after all. Thus preserving the quality of the specimen.

If Martin doesn't do it, i will pretending to be him.

Metal Iain wrote:I can't imagine living in Wales. I do really like Welsh people - well, in comparison with Irish people - but I can't imagine living in Cardiff. It'd be all weird and different.

Cardiff centre is full with a hell of a lot of uni students, nearly everyone from my college was going to Cardiff uni, i don't think there's actually that much meeting of welsh people involved

that said, Cardiff is a great source of hilarity from drunk welsh cunts