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The Third Dawn Of Thee Battlewitch????? or the Death?

Postby Mazz on Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:42 pm

Jim has decided to leave us in April after we have fulfilled all remaining commitments (Recording and gigs) to pursue his dream of crafting the doomiest bunch of tasty heavy doom riffs ever.

Obviously, we thank Jim for his time with us (he was only filling in for three months and stayed for a year) and hope his dreams bear some suitably crushing fruits.

So. We be looking for a new bass player. We are based in the South West of England (Bath/Bristol/Trowbridge).

Some fat dude with a massive beard would be awesome. Also playing the bass one handed leaving the other fist free to pump the air is essential.

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Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:02 pm

You'll easy find another bass player. How could you not want to play bass in Battlewitch?
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Postby Dian Wei on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:05 pm

You could be from a band called Witchbattle?
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby Mazz on Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:38 am

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:You'll easy find another bass player. How could you not want to play bass in Battlewitch?


Maybe if you worried what people thought about you :D
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Postby William Morton on Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:53 pm

Being a bass player is like being a hot chick... Everyone wants a piece of your arse.

GOD, I wish I'd picked up a bass on that fateful first purchase years back... Every cunt wants one.

Any way. Sorry, Im wasting your time here mumbling on. I'm no bass man - I am a fat man with a beard though. Goodluck. :doh:
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Postby GoreBastard on Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:29 am

Bass is good news. I got one for £60 from ebuyer. It sounds like shit but you don't need quality bass when you're making shitty 1 man band tunes!

Bass is awesome. I wouldn't mind investing in a better one though. Need to buy another guitar first, my original 4 are fucked and I can't be arsed fixing them.

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Postby thrash metal maniac on Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:47 pm

I could fix em

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I could also play bass in Battlewitch, being a westcountry folk... but I'm not fat or beardy and I don't have a bass., so I guess not... and Weston is kinda far from Bristol/Bath/Trowbridge
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Re: The Third Dawn Of Thee Battlewitch????? or the Death?

Postby Mazz on Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:39 pm

We have a new bass player. His Surname is Hawke. Good Metal Surname.
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Re: The Third Dawn Of Thee Battlewitch????? or the Death?

Postby thrash metal maniac on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:23 pm

Hawke, very metal, is his first name Metal, that would be truly epic

Metal Hawke!!!! :rockdevil:
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Re: The Third Dawn Of Thee Battlewitch????? or the Death?

Postby Mazz on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:25 pm

I want to say Chieftain Hawke, Hellfire Hawke, Sonic Hawke
or Bastard Hawke.

But it is..

Simon Hawke.
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Re: The Third Dawn Of Thee Battlewitch????? or the Death?

Postby thrash metal maniac on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:27 pm

Make him change it, or at least give him an awesome stage name!!!
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