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Postby Atom on Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:54 pm

James wrote:Hope there's no crabs in there!


Zing!
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Postby Immortalicide on Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:53 pm

James wrote:Hope there's no crabs in there!


HAHAHA, I've just redeemed myself for the lack of delivery in the Indian food puns :lol:


Erm.... no you haven't!!
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Postby James on Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:33 am

Fine, more needed?

I hope she doesn't have merpes or clamydia.

Redeemed?
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Postby Atom on Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:45 am

James wrote:I hope she doesn't have merpes or clamydia.


Double zing!

Low James, low!
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Postby James on Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:07 am

:cry: I just want to be accepted!
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Postby Styxx on Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:13 am

Immortalicide wrote:
James wrote:Hope there's no crabs in there!


HAHAHA, I've just redeemed myself for the lack of delivery in the Indian food puns :lol:


Erm.... no you haven't!!


I beg to differ! The second attempt was weaker though.

Ariel's good and all, but Tinkerbell's where the action is! In the words of Leigh Francis, playing Michael Jackson, dressed as Peter Pan:

"She can suck my tinkerbell-end!"
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby EvileOL on Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:19 pm

but you can't spread 'em and wed 'em with tinkerbell, it'd be like doing a goldfish.

then again you can't spread anything on ariel, other than marjarine.
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Postby Styxx on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:53 am

And I fucking would too! That word should definatley be spelt with a J from now on, I'm going to write to the dictionary people and suggest it. And I'm going to make them change "magic" to "majik" too.
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
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Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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