I once had a dream in which I raped the drummer from the band I was in at the time in a dentist chair. I've never told him of this, for he would hit me... square in the jaw... with his fists... repeatedly... until my jaw was broken. I seldom have sex dreams, probably because I watch so much porn.

The dreams I hate the most are definitely 'falling dreams'. Not the type when you fall from a great height, because I don't have them; the other type. Pour example, I'll be walking along the pavement and accidently step off it with one foot, at which point I'll wake up already sitting.

I've probably woken up screaming three times in my life. The most recent was when I was sharing a room in Estonia with a guy from Bulgaria called Plamen. Considering I ended up having to wank into the sink in the bog out of desperation four days into my stay there, I think I know why I woke up screaming...

Because beg as you might, Plamen just wouldn't toss you off?

As a youngling I once had a dream that involved Philip Schofield, Gordon the Gopher, poisinous gas and a deadly washing machine. It hounted me for ages!

There was also this one where I was crawling around on the ground and I couldn't look up, couldn't physically get my head more than about 45 degrees from looking straight down, then at the end of the drem I looked up to see Scorpion from Mortal Kombat standing on this hill.

Metal Iain wrote:Considering I ended up having to wank into the sink in the bog out of desperation four days into my stay there, I think I know why I woke up screaming...

And btw, why the sink and not just the bog itself?

My brother was telling me of a dream he had the other night.

It consisted of him being on top of our local summerfields supermarket's roof with Will Smith. He was jumping off the roof and diving through the floor which resulted in him time travelling.

He then appeared again next to my brother and asked him to see if he could do it. He jumped down hit the floor and when he got up was being taught how to drive the local free bus to a shopping centre near us.

I had a dream last night that I was driving a train, and overshot at Nottingham train station, to which everyone, including the guy on the platform, called me a twat for. I've never even been to Nottingham train station.

And I should hope you don't ever go there if you overshot. Twat.

Haha.

I was driving the train GTA San Andreas style, so I could have probably got out and popped a cap in his bottom.

I love driving that train too fast on GTA.

Yeh, it is pretty fun. Good way to fuck da police as well, since they can't really catch you.

Flying planes is wicked too - especially them really big ones that can go right high and then you jump out and try to see how close you can get towards the ground before you release the parachute. God, I need to play that...

The Jumbo Jet is a beast. You can sort of recreate 9/11 with that. I mean, what more could you ever want.

Why the Hell did I never think of doing that? I bet GTA San Andreas is right cheap nowadays, I might buy it tomorrow.

I have a reccuring dream where I'm driving a car, and everytime I'm about to stop, the breaks fail and I have to press down on them really hard. I keep having that dream. What the fuck!

Also, a while back I had a dream when I pulled the skin off my face from around my mouth and revealed my skull. I woke up shitting myself and ran straight to a mirror to see if my face was normal!!!

Maybe I'd taken some LSD that night though, so that would explain alot.

Yeah I sometimes have out-of-control driving dreams as well.. not very pleasant.

Just before I woke up this morning I had an awesome dream though, there was this wizard-like being who gave me the Ring of Power - I was basically like Aragorn, the heir of Gondor etc. - and I was really happy, and then this wizard like being was carrying me in the same way that one of the Aliens carries Ripley in Alien Ressurection, while I just looked at the ring with glee... and then this wizardy being slowly morphed into a cross between Sauron and Satan (but more the latter), and I realised I had been deluded all along.

It wasn't really scary though, just cool.