If you were going to kill yourself, how would you do it?

I think I'd probably just stick my head in the oven.

I'd make it look like an accident, less grieving, sort of curteous, so..

Blow my head off with a shotgun, accidentally.

I'd place a short stick in between my shoulder and neck at pressure points, which would slowly put me to sleep. Completely unpainful, just like actually falling asleep. Except you don't wake up.


Or strap a load of TNT to me and run into a large religious gatherting.

MartinC wrote:If you were going to kill yourself, how would you do it?

I think I'd probably just stick my head in the oven.

I'd stick your head in the oven as well, ya shortarse.

I dunno though, jumping off something really high would be a Barry Chuckle, so I might go for that. Play to me, to you with some pavement.

Jump into a woodchipper

I'd do it the way that cartoon told me too...

Put some piano wire round my neck and then glue my hands to the side of my head. Then, jump off somewhere pretty high and hopefully the piano wire will sever my neck from my body and when people eventually find my corpse it will look like I pulled my own head off.

Atom wrote:I'd do it the way that cartoon told me too...

Put some piano wire round my neck and then glue my hands to the side of my head. Then, jump off somewhere pretty high and hopefully the piano wire will sever my neck from my body and when people eventually find my corpse it will look like I pulled my own head off.

That's amazing.

Atom wrote:I'd do it the way that cartoon told me too...

Put some piano wire round my neck and then glue my hands to the side of my head. Then, jump off somewhere pretty high and hopefully the piano wire will sever my neck from my body and when people eventually find my corpse it will look like I pulled my own head off.

Gets me every time, that cartoon.

MartinC wrote:

Atom wrote:I'd do it the way that cartoon told me too...

Put some piano wire round my neck and then glue my hands to the side of my head. Then, jump off somewhere pretty high and hopefully the piano wire will sever my neck from my body and when people eventually find my corpse it will look like I pulled my own head off.

Gets me every time, that cartoon.

Yeah its great! Did someone post it up here?

suicide bomb a london mosque

^^^^

Man, this is a tricky subject... I'll post later

Herzeleid wrote:I'd stick your head in the oven as well, ya shortarse.

Scotch Aids?

As for means of suicide, it's a close call between throwing myself infront of a train and jumping off a really tall building. I wouldn't want to turn myself into a drooling vegetable, though, so I'd pop a couple of packets of something before doing it. I'm also tempted to say suicide-bombing a gay rights march but, much as I hate fags, I don't agree with terrorism.

If it was possible i'd wank myself to death. They'd find me collapsed with my trolleys round my ankles amidst a crescent of top drawer bongo mags.

Just like when they published that photo of the girl who overdosed on heroin with the needle still in her arm as a deterrent to drugs, they'd publish the pic of me keeled over with my pecker still in my hand.

That'd be ace.

I would just look at my epic post count and die of pride...

FOUR THOUSANDS!!!!

I am with Tom, that is beyond compare.