http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29461

please read this, its amazing, new world order is coming (or already here)

dont be who you want to be coz you might not be who you think you are in other peoples eyes


http://www.myspace.com/damnasonline

Good grief... that's really unbelievable, but also totally believable in this ridiculous age of shit and cunt.

Doesn't the Onion report fake news?

Oh good, I actually believed it because I thought America was that ridiculous.

I didn't know what to make of it. I started reading it but gave up because I couldn't be ringed getting my glasses. Something about adapting the previously blurred stop-and-search laws to allow the police to pull over people with Led Zeppelin bumper stickers on the grounds that all Led Zeppelin fans are complete pot-heads.

That sounds like pretty good reasoning to me but I don't drive so I don't really care.

I don't really see the point in reporting fake news unless it's hilarious, though.

Yes, the Onion is like the US version of Private Eye. Not as good, either

Caps.... please don't. The century of headlines book they did was beyond amazing.

Though it is mostly shit these days.