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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:46 pm

Dian Wei wrote:I think i could go the rest of my life watching about ten films.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Taxi Driver
Big Trouble In Little China
Predator
The Terminator
Conan 1
The Thing
Kikujiro
Battle Royal
Drunken Master

There are a few more less essential ones but they are defiantly the top ten.


That's a shit top-ten.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:48 pm

Oh no, i think i might cry now. Iain doesn't approve of my film list.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:50 pm

Fucking right you think you might cry.

Given that my assent to Supreme Master of the Universe is probably less than a decade away, people on here really ought to be currying for favour before my purge of this board begins.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:52 pm

Later in Iain schedule, crywanking himself to sleep with the ever present thought of eternal loneliness floating about his bonce.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:54 pm

Who needs loneliness when you can pay a whore for a diddy-ride?
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:57 pm

You can't pay a whore to love you Iain.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:59 pm

Yes, but it should have become clear that I love myself so much that that need not be a concern.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:10 pm

That to be fair was a completely valid point.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:12 pm

All of my points are valid.

For example, black people smell awful.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:16 pm

I only find that hilarious because i know if you said it in reality that you would get decked.

And lets not have yet another re-cap of how you said nigger in front of a black person yaddadadada.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby boovidge on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:17 pm

or when he was racial and the faroese guy got angry :roll: so few anecdotes, so much forum time :lol:
Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.


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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:22 pm

Well I can never remember who knows which ones. The bar maid assault one seemed to come as news to Martin C.

I do have other ones, but I find those two, along with the phone-crack-pint one, the funniest.

Besides, no one else comes out with anything good.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:23 pm

I once during the entire duration of a school trip got a stupid black girl to refer to me as "Grand Wizard"

Check-mate.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:25 pm

Dian Wei wrote:I only find that hilarious because i know if you said it in reality that you would get decked.


I wouldn't willingly say it publicly to people who would be willing to deck me for it, you silly sailor.

It doesn't matter what I say on here because you're all big women and don't know where I live so I have immunity.
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Re: UK Thrash Compilation

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:26 pm

Dian Wei wrote:I once during the entire duration of a school trip got a stupid back girl to refer to me as "Grand Wizard"

Check-mate.


Considering some of my mates referred to me as 'The Imperial Wizard' at school, I think I still have the win.
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