oh lets just forget about all this. Here, want some cheese?

Depends on the kind, unlike politics i have very strong opinions on cheese.

^fail




Honey i'm home!

Doesn't seem that bad for a rape trap.

Dian Wei wrote:Depends on the kind, unlike politics i have very strong opinions on cheese.

Manchego, best cheese in the universe.

I prefer the Malusuul cheese of planet 349662-BD-1, which was already several millenia into its maturing period in the airless caverns of U'uluk'u'uk'lu'ku'luk when our distant aquatic ancestors first wriggled onto infant Earth's muddy shores.

Malusuul is laced with veins of an unnamable mould which spores itself only when the eerie rays of the dying gas giant Iew-Naid shine on its glistening surface through a wafer-thin filament of Mota-Mota crystal. This mould adds exceptional, subtle flavour, blending notes of elderberry and something approaching caramel (to give it its closest earthly description).

This sensual ecstasy takes none of the attention from the inherently awesome flavour of Malusuul's milky origins however, as each batch requires a sizeable herd of Tundra Mammoths to be milked, after several generations of the methusalaic beasts have been reared on a diet consisting only of the mountainside herb Linagogah (utterly poisonous to every other lifeform in the universe except the Tundra Mammoths).

This cheese ruled the league tables of the universe (twice bettering the mysterious meteor-spawned cheeses of Farnak) for numberless aeons before the simian forefathers of the primitive "Manchego" variety's creators had grasped the secrets of fire.

Sounds nice.

James wrote:I prefer the Malusuul cheese of planet 349662-BD-1, which was already several millenia into its maturing period in the airless caverns of U'uluk'u'uk'lu'ku'luk when our distant aquatic ancestors first wriggled onto infant Earth's muddy shores.

Malusuul is laced with veins of an unnamable mould which spores itself only when the eerie rays of the dying gas giant Iew-Naid shine on its glistening surface through a wafer-thin filament of Mota-Mota crystal. This mould adds exceptional, subtle flavour, blending notes of elderberry and something approaching caramel (to give it its closest earthly description).

This sensual ecstasy takes none of the attention from the inherently awesome flavour of Malusuul's milky origins however, as each batch requires a sizeable herd of Tundra Mammoths to be milked, after several generations of the methusalaic beasts have been reared on a diet consisting only of the mountainside herb Linagogah (utterly poisonous to every other lifeform in the universe except the Tundra Mammoths).

This cheese ruled the league tables of the universe (twice bettering the mysterious meteor-spawned cheeses of Farnak) for numberless aeons before the simian forefathers of the primitive "Manchego" variety's creators had grasped the secrets of fire.

So genius!

It was indeed, i have never tried manchego though.

Must i buy it of a special cheese website such as Clarabell'ssecret.com or undergroundbree.org?

Or do i just go to Tescos?

Dian Wei wrote:It was indeed, i have never tried manchego though.

Must i buy it of a special cheese website such as Clarabell'ssecret.com or undergroundbree.org?

Or do i just go to Tescos?

Waitrose.

Buy it, its so nice, you will cast aside other, lesser cheeses in favor of Manchego's mighty flavor.

Best cheese I ever had came from Amsterdam. I wasn't the one who went and got it, it was my guitar teacher, so I did have this while completley sober and it was still ace. I forget the name but it had these crystally bits in, was well tasty.

What kinda of a cheese is it, i hope it is a powerful one. I have a lust for strong cheddars, i bought a 5 year aged one the other day and it was excellent.

Well thats a big 'fuck you' to modern day society and all these fancy 'trends' that deny love in the family.

UKThrash - from rape to cheese in one easy step!

This is the only forum in the world that can go from a story about decades of incest rape.... to a conversation about cheese....

I fucking love this place.