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Shit birthday, no fans

Postby thrashduck on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:06 am

Yeah, it's Martinio's birthday.

So wish him a horrible time, go on.
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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:23 am

Martin is a dirty poof who builds entire sandcastles out of old men's shit.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby MartinC on Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:28 am

I do, I do...

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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby James on Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:51 am

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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby MartinC on Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:55 am

I sure do miss my teenage years...
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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby Atom on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:33 am

Happy birthday!
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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:03 pm

20 years old? Life only gets worse from this point in. Happy birthday anyway, though.
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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby MartinC on Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:14 pm

I wish I'd boshed more girls as a teenager - now my balls are all wrinkly and ooooooold!
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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby jonny_boy34 on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:25 pm

Many happy returns, but what have we learnt from this?

Don't leave your dildo lying around?

Never let it out of your sight.


For tonight's entertainment, you should dress up as the Joker and go and rob a bank and make all the robbers kill each other, or interrupt a party and drink from an empty glass of wine.
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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:37 pm

It wasn't empty, he just spilled most of it.
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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby MartinC on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:54 pm

No, it was empty on purpose.
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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby zykloned on Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:45 pm

Happy birthday old bean!
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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby Craig on Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:53 pm

Happy birthday - welcome to the old farts club :D
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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby Bangover on Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:15 pm

Dear Martin
Happy birthday dear martin
Happy birthday
Dear Martin

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Re: Shit birthday, no fans

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:36 pm

hahaha

and seriously i distinctly remember there being liquid in the glass.
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