Your Mum.....

by **Lev** on Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:58 am

Dian Wei wrote:
Lev wrote:Why don't you just grow a pair.

Ahem, certain text message makes me think you should follow your own advice....

I used my pair to be the greatest fixer man of all time. Sent the repair man packing, so...

by **Dian Wei** on Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:53 pm

Switching off the router a fixer man makes not.

by **Lev** on Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:13 pm

I did so much more than that. We had Sky+ installed incorrectly, and I had to be fucking superman.

by **Creeping Dan** on Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:29 pm

Lev wrote:I did so much more than that. We had Sky+ installed incorrectly, and I had to be fucking superman.

Hah the daft cunt got it wrong!? Sky+ didnt seem hard to install at all when my dad did it.

by **Lev** on Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:34 pm

Yeah, he was a fucking tosser. He went to the car to get something, and fucked off.

by **radioactive rik** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:49 pm

your mum....is Jade Goody. oooooh!

by **thrash metal maniac** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:51 pm

no she isn't

my mum is nice and cooks nice food

by **Lev** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:47 pm

Bring her to Devon, cheers.

by **Dian Wei** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:53 pm

I could cook us all a meal, i'm not that bad at cooking.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:55 pm

im not bad at fry ups

or anything involving pasta and mince

by **Dian Wei** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:57 pm

I could make a curry.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:05 pm

err, theres a kfc, so...

by **radioactive rik** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:07 pm

yo momma got a fishy smellin piss gusset

by **Dian Wei** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:21 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:err, theres a kfc, so...

Were not having kfc every night.

Variety

by **Lev** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:22 pm

Variety bucket...