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Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby metalhead253 on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:01 pm

Wargun
Forsaken All Others
Defined Enemy


We dont know which one to use.

Were thrash metal.

Help will be very much appreciated.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby James on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:06 pm

Warpath is the only passable one out of those, I'd say, although not very inspired...
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby metalhead253 on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:07 pm

Ive just edited it. i ment to type Wargun ahha.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby James on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:07 pm

Ok, that is worse.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby metalhead253 on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:08 pm

I noticed. Hmmm i need another... haha.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:25 pm

I would suggest:
Stalin Fucks Godzilla
Super Excellent Kaiser
Masterful Erection
Pollution Toilet
Forceful Excretion
Wrestle Hat
Dinosaur Stiffy.

That is all.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:38 pm

Iron Satan.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby Creeping Dan on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:44 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Masterful Erection

Ive got dibs on that one.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby zykloned on Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:59 pm

HAHAHA Dinosaur stiffy!!
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby Atom on Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:47 am

C'mon, those names are pussy, you need a name like Sexecutor or some shit.

Actually, I have dibs on Sexecutor, its bloody awesome.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby James on Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:52 am

I think Shelob's Lair is an amazing band name.

edit: oh FUCKING HELL, it is taken by some (probably shitty) German black metal band. But that is such an awesome heavy metal name... :cry:
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby metaldazza on Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:41 am

I think you can't pick because they aren't good enough. You'll know when you stumble upon the right name.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby Magnificent S Pendergast on Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:11 am

Dian Wei wrote:I would suggest:
Stalin Fucks Godzilla
Super Excellent Kaiser
Masterful Erection
Pollution Toilet
Forceful Excretion
Wrestle Hat
Dinosaur Stiffy.

That is all.


Oh where were you in the mid 90s when Spam Javelin ruled Warrington???!?!? It would have been much easier to explain to my mother what Pollution Toilet meant.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby Magnificent S Pendergast on Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:12 am

btw Wargun is the best one you have.
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Re: Best Band Name? 1 of the 3.

Postby metaltony on Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:12 am

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