Bwahahaha
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Re: Bwahahaha
by James on Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:20 pm
What a horrible tangent to April Fools..
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Lev on Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:02 pm
Metal Iain wrote:I got my balls out the other night just to prove that I shave them.
Is it because you have ginger pubes and they look like scotch eggs if you don't?
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Metal Iain on Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:51 pm
jonny_boy34 wrote:I don't shave my balls. Should I?
Definitely.
Well, you should at least trim them.
Make sure you use moisturiser though.
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Metal Iain on Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:52 pm
Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Metal Iain wrote:I got my balls out the other night just to prove that I shave them.
Is it because you have ginger pubes and they look like scotch eggs if you don't?
It's because I couldn't get the smell of your maw's filthy mouth off my balls.
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Lev on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:46 pm
Washing them would surely be the straighter option?
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Re: Bwahahaha
by MartinC on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:59 pm
As suggested in an earlier post, I am not good at poker - even to the point where I can't even play the game. I did it, as they say, for the lulz.
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Re: Bwahahaha
by thrash metal maniac on Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:42 pm
Metal Iain wrote:jonny_boy34 wrote:I don't shave my balls. Should I?
Definitely.
Well, you should at least trim them.
Make sure you use moisturiser though.
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Re: Bwahahaha
by James on Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:37 pm
But just remember:
Immortalicide wrote:a word of advice: never shave your ballbag unless you have an itching fetish !!!!
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Styxx on Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:08 am
Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Metal Iain wrote:I got my balls out the other night just to prove that I shave them.
Is it because you have ginger pubes and they look like scotch eggs if you don't?
That made me laugh too much. I'm gonna take that and use it as if I thought of it myself
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: Bwahahaha
by James on Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:27 am
You clown! You bollocks!!
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Lev on Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:22 am
It'll happen, you'll all realise I'm hilarious beyond control and foam at the mouth waiting for my next post. Then I can start calling you all Lam, Larris, Laul, Lilly, and Levtin.
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