Metal Iain wrote:Nonsense.

I'd make a great teacher. Considering I recently got away with shouting 'Stop flaring yer cunny muscles for a minute and shut it!' at my mother, I reckon I could get away with shouting at kids.

I teach groups of kids guitar in a music school. It's hard as fuck not to let swear words come out.

Remember to let us know how the haircut goes Martin.

Mine was fine yesterday but then again it is hard to fuck up a short back and sides

I was gonna have him keep it a similar length and just make it look lovely and trendy, but I think I'm just gonna have it all lopped off, because it's too hot for a silly boy's haircut. I hope I don't die.

Fuck!

It truly is Friday the 13th! My exam results have been coming out yesterday and today and, until this morning, I was on track for a Geoff Hurst. I ended up with a hideous 2 (1). At least I Still beat Herzeleid...

Unlucky.

I didn't do as well in the courses which had 100 percent exams, for some 'strange' reason...

I'm hacked off because I didn't beat my dad, brother or sister.

There's still time to beat them, just go up behind each one of them and repeatedly smash a pint glass into the back of their heads. I'm dreading getting my exam results... a lot of people say "LOL!! I DID LIKE NO REVISIONS!!!11", whereas I literally did no revision... or read any of the books...

God, there's literally NO way I can pass.

I'm quite nervous about mine, I think I get them in early July.

See, I did about five hours a day but my flatmates were in the library 9am-5pm and then 7pm-10pm every day and they had way fewer exams than me. If they get Geoff Hursts, I'll sob. But yeah, I hate pricks that claim they don't know what they're talking about when they really do. I had a Russian Revolution and Civil War exam and I was all like 'Yeah, it's near mathematically impossible for me not to get an A in this', and I did.

Still, my coursework was too good for me to get an Attila. If James beats me I'll be inconsolable.

University is rubbish any way, I wish I didn't have to go back in September.

Don't, it's not as if being educated gets you anywhere in life. Had I got a Geoff Hurst I'd have gone into some kind of revolutionary movement in Botswana or something equally unrewarding.

I'm only at University as a way of not having to live in Matlock. If I can stomach another year of Sheffield, I'll be fine, because I'm moving down to London to terrorise everybody.

I had my haircut, it went quite well, but I look a bit like Paul Weller.

Paul Weller circa when? I saw him on Jonathan Ross last week and he looked like a complete tit.

I was murdered by terminator paedos.