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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby James on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:05 pm

My brother was at the match, had seats near a corner flag... well jealous, I want to watch England at Wembley!
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:08 pm

I watched about 2/3rds of the game, Crouch's goal was fairly textbook.

Then i got very bored by it all and went and had a nice big shite instead.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Lev on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:09 pm

Shearer is manager of Newcastle. Amazing. He and Michael Owen on the same page, bloody bliss.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrashduck on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:11 pm

Lev wrote:Shearer is manager of Newcastle. Amazing. He and Michael Owen on the same page, bloody bliss.


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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby ThrashConvert on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:16 pm

Dian Wei wrote:I watched about 2/3rds of the game, Crouch's goal was fairly textbook.

Then i got very bored by it all and went and had a nice big shite instead.


a 30 minute clearout!! sir that is a monumental effort!!
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:17 pm

I average about 25, so that's not even really out of the borders of normality for me.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby ThrashConvert on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:18 pm

zykloned wrote:My England team would be:



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Johnson Ferdinand King/Terry Cole

Lennon Lampard Jagielka Cole

Gerrard
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If things aren't working out swap Lampard for Crouch and slot Gerrard back into CM with Rooney playing second striker, with Lennon and cole working the wings and whipping them in.


The only player i disagree with is ferdinand, never really rated him, vidic carries him at utd. Then again not too sure about jagielka in midfield either, hoping hargreaves comes back fit as he fits in perfect, such a high workrate, exactly what we need
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby ThrashConvert on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:19 pm

Dian Wei wrote:I average about 25, so that's not even really out of the borders of normality for me.


I must admit at work they normally last a good half hour but most of the time thats spent browsing the web on my phone!!
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:20 pm

Phone Solitaire and the old classic bog/comic combo.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Lev on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:41 pm

Never really rated Ferdinand...what
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby James on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:46 pm

I must admit I abandoned the second half in favour of The Apprentice.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Lev on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:50 pm

Boliva beat Argentina 5-1. Dear lord.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrash metal maniac on Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:31 pm

no way?!?! :shock:

I'm surprised england got that win tbh, they looked really, really shit in the second half...
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby boovidge on Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:38 pm

A few points:

1. Bolivia beat Argentina in La Paz, a city way above sea level, which gives them a distinct advantage over other teams not used to the conditions.

2. I hope Newcastle get relegated. Should teach them right for falling for the whole "geordie messiah" thing twice in one year!

3. Robbie Keane- legend.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby origamikid on Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:19 pm

I watched it all. Lennon should have stayed on, Beckham should have stayed off. Barry is shit and should have been taken off as should Johnson (or whoever he was) made so many mistakes and put David James under so much pressure its unbelivable.

Lampard was fucking awful, name was mentioned 3 times the whole match - he really just wasnt playing at all. Ashley cole played far to far up the feild and hes shit anyway.

Rooney played supprisingly well, and worked his ass off the whole game. Lennon played great, his crosses wer superb. Terry played quite well.

But on the whole disapointing england match as usual.
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