My Toe

by **jonny_boy34** on Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:19 pm

Atom wrote:Cheers man but my toe isnt better by a loooong shot.

Today I had to redress it and the old manky dressing had hardened with crusty puss onto my raw big toe (not having a nail SUCKS) and was stuck there... It was fucking agony trying to pull it off so I soaked my toe in saline solution and it eventualy came loose after I teased it for half an hour, I have to do that every other day!

And there is a chance the nail will be fucked forever, please everyone, keep my toe in your thoughts.

Christ almighty, sounds like a bloody nightmare!

I think we should hold a benefit gig for Atom's Toe. Who's with me?

by **gobbyblah** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:16 pm

I had an infected toe, and my nail is fucking disgusting now, I tried to cut it and it broke the scissors!

I hate my feet.

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:24 pm

Toes are so pointless aren't they? Do they actually serve any function on the human body?

by **Atom** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:26 pm

I think they are good for balance?

by **James** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:43 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:Toes are so pointless aren't they? Do they actually serve any function on the human body?

I'm guessing you don't plan to pursue biology? :lol:

by **Styxx** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:54 pm

My attention span isn't long enough to read more than one and a half messagees in this thread, but I'm quite impressed that a post about an ingrown tonail has generated four pages of replies without wandering off topic

Well done everyone!

by **zykloned** on Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:54 pm

I'm still waiting for the pic of the toe!!

Why must you keep me in suspense!!

WHY!!!

by **Heavy Metal Holly** on Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:38 pm

Well how about this...ive had it 3 fuckin times...... 3 TIMES!!!!

When i was younger i really didnt no how to clip my toenails properly eh.

The injection is heave worthy.

Right in the crease of ur toe, i had it 2/3 times put in max, then they tie this huge elastic band round ur toe which feels weird and angin, just omg neva agen!

WHERES THE PICTURE FFS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Atom** on Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:55 pm

My toe after the nailed has been removed. Its almost better now though! :dance:

Sorry about this horrible thread. :lol:

by **zykloned** on Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:59 pm

Why did I choose this thread over porn.. why!!!

by **Dian Wei** on Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:59 pm

Yeah i had this done too, was a pain in the arse. Though i did have a sexy young NHS nurse (i was surprised also) make a fuss of me, and at 16 that was a big deal lol.

by **James** on Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:43 pm

When I had my appendix out I had a SUPER hot nurse in UCH!

[edit: well not had :lol:

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by **MartinC** on Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:09 am

Atom wrote:

My toe after the nailed has been removed. Its almost better now though!

Sorry about this horrible thread.

Send it in to Nuts or Zoo.