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Postby Atom on Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:36 am

Have laser eyes (that could melt things) or be able to run super fast (faster than a bullet)?

I would like laser eyes I could melt my enemies then when I get thrown in prison I could melt my way out.

This is fucking stupid! :lol:
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Postby Metal Iain on Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:43 am

I'd rather have a 14 inch knob tbh.
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Postby zykloned on Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:48 am

I'd rather be spiderman!

He is actually my hero!

:dance: :lol:
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Postby boovidge on Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:13 am

how about having one laser eye and be able to run half the speed of a bullet?
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Postby nuke on Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:14 am

run super fast so i can make a tornado in the circle pits and every one can fly around in the pit to metal and get launched off into walls,it would be sick :lol:
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Postby zykloned on Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:14 am

I'd rather my glasses be able to see through chicks clothes to be honest :lol:
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Postby Atom on Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:19 am

nuke wrote:run super fast so i can make a tornado in the circle pits and every one can fly around in the pit to metal and get launched off into walls,it would be sick :lol:


Good one!
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Re: Would You Rather...

Postby Hostile on Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:11 am

Atom wrote:Have laser eyes (that could melt things) or be able to run super fast (faster than a bullet)?

I would like laser eyes I could melt my enemies then when I get thrown in prison I could melt my way out.

This is fucking stupid! :lol:


If your only aim is murder and escape, super speed is far more useful. Just punch someone at mach 4 and then run away from the cops. The sonic boom will totally throw them off.

Of-course in theory super speed also has it's detriments. The human body wasn't designed to move that fast. You'd have to run with your eyes closed or the crap in the air would turn them black in seconds. Your legs would have to withstand absurd amounts of strain and inevitably would pack up on you. You'd have to enjoy it while it lasted.

Gimme the laser eyes. I'll go to christian rock gigs and run around in the moshpit with glowing eyes screaming "HE LIVES IN ME", etc.
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Postby boovidge on Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:24 am

to watch and ridicule christians,check out the genesis music channel on sky. funny shit.
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Postby MartinC on Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:04 am

Would you rather...

Shag your Mum over your Dad's grave.

Or...

Shag your Dad over your Mum's grave.
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Postby ThrashMetalLuci on Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:39 am

i'd want the laser eyes :twisted:
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Re: Would You Rather...

Postby Atom on Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:17 am

Hostile wrote:
Atom wrote:"HE LIVES IN ME"


:lol:

Haha, wicked!
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Postby Styxx on Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:54 pm

I'd rather just have a bunch of hot naked chicks
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:33 pm

Styxx wrote:I'd rather just have a bunch of hot naked chicks

agreed =D>
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Postby Thrashface on Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:41 pm

Laser eyes, so I could melt posers!
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