MartinC wrote:

Leighsus wrote:

James wrote:I heard some theory that it is an evolutionary mechanism from when apes would need to be alert in case they began falling out of a tree. I reckon that is total bollocks though.

Probably not bollocks. Nobody knows what it's for but that's one of the most widely believed possibilities.

Another is that it's your body's way of waking you up just in case you're dying.

It's called a Myoclonic Jerk. Innit.


NICE.

Just got me a new mobiley phone. 'Citin.

I once heard this theory that the only reason boobs look like they are is because we used to do girls from behind and as sex became a more social practise and we used to do it face-to-face, the boobs slowly evolved to look like arses, to please us lads. So...

heretic are a bunch of titholes lol

Destruction - Mad Butcher / Eternal Devastation
Destruction - Sentence of Death / Infernal Overkill
Emperor - Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire & Demise
Hospital of Death - Beer Bitches Blood
Hyems - Antinomie

Because I'm a wigger.

London Posse - Gangster Chronicle
More Fire Crew - More Fire Crew CV
Ill Bill - Whats Wrong With Ill Bill
Jehst - Falling Down
Skinnyman - Council Estate of Mind
Wu-Tang Clan - 8 Diagrams
Sabac - Sabacolypse: a Change Gon' Come
Non Phixion - The Future Is Now
Slaine - White Man Is the Devil Vol 2: Citizen
Q-Unique - Vengeance Is Mine
Necro - Brutality Vol.1
La Coka Nostra & Ill Bill - Black Metal
Roll Deep - In At The Deep End
Circle of Tyrants - Circle of Tyrants

Today I've spent £150 on eBay.


All on Star Wars comics. Get in there.

See sometimes you say something that makes me think i could actually like you.

Don't trust him. He's evil.

Don't worry Martin, you still have tits for an avatar. Your winning.

My winning?

D-

Dian Wei wrote:See sometimes you say something that makes me think i could actually like you.

Give in, we'll spend summer afternoons together in flower-filled fields. You could call me Janie and we'd share candyfloss at fun fairs. I'd hold your shoes so you could paddle in the river behind our favourite tree. It would be like we've always wanted.

Witchfinder General - Love on Smack

Lev gets there and he finds Dian under their favourite tree
He can smell the blossom, and hear the buzzing bee
He sits down right beside Dian and looks into his eyes
He feels a deep emotion as Dian looks onto the skies and says
"I've lived a life of evil. Some people say I'm mad
I've been through prostitution. You can't count the men I've had.
I've lived on what I've stolen, and hoped inside a lie.
I beg you stay and hear me now, and help me while I die."
Lev says "What are you talking of? Oh what is this you say?
Dying's not for you my love", and then "it's what I pay!"
Dian says "I thought you'd understand first to make love to me.
I still remember feeling your gland rubbing deep in me.
Passionate feelings they arouse. Never ask me why.
Please make love to me once more, here before I die."

My god, you freak.

Better than going to lectures innit

Too right. I'm still laughing, that's hilarious.

James wrote:Witchfinder General - Love on Smack

Lev gets there and he finds Dian under their favourite tree
He can smell the blossom, and hear the buzzing bee
He sits down right beside Dian and looks into his eyes
He feels a deep emotion as Dian looks onto the skies and says
"I've lived a life of evil. Some people say I'm mad
I've been through prostitution. You can't count the men I've had.
I've lived on what I've stolen, and hoped inside a lie.
I beg you stay and hear me now, and help me while I die."
Lev says "What are you talking of? Oh what is this you say?
Dying's not for you my love", and then "it's what I pay!"
Dian says "I thought you'd understand first to make love to me.
I still remember feeling your gland rubbing deep in me.
Passionate feelings they arouse. Never ask me why.
Please make love to me once more, here before I die."

Well done

Fucks sake, you've turned me into an internet queer. I am going to have to smack you about with the end of my knob the next time i see you.