Me and my missus just split up so I've been blasting Motorhead constantly. I can't stop listening to 'I Got Mine' and I feel fucking awesome... Awesome and DRUUNK AS FUCK!!!

WHO NEEDS THOSE FUCKING BITCHES ANYWAY!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Exactly, who needs women when you've got the likes of Motorhead and AC/DC, and perhaps some porn to accompany you. I just bought Overkill the other day, and it's fucking bloody brilliant.

I'm going to be controversial and say i'd rather have a girlfriend than listen to motorhead. But that being said Motorhead are very good actually so now i'm now even sure.

A girl will only let you down in the end (or in many cases, right at the beginning), whereas Motorhead will be with you forever, for the simple reason that Lemmy just cannot die.

But i really don't want Lemmy to suck my knob.

Hmmm, interesting point. There are always whores, I suppose.

Ideally you want a girlfriend and Motorhead in your life

That is just flat out crazy talk.

Yes, who needs sex when you have... Motorhead.

you know the chase is better than the catch!!

Ahh damn it, another drunken post. I forgot I posted this... Beer is bad, very bad.

james should do the thing hotmail are planning on doing where on friday nights you have to take a test to prove you arnt drunk so that you can send an email

if i wanted to end it with a girl id leave this on her answerphone

OR if i lived with her id pack my bags during the night while shes asleep then put a cd-r of it(wouldnt leave my own precious copy behind)in the stereo which will be turned up full blast,shout her name to wake her,then hit play just before running out the front door

What's wrong with shitting in her handbag?

I'd much prefer a nice blow job, while sipping on a capuccino, with a massive spliff in the other hand, listening to Sacred Reich!