Christmas

by **James** on Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:14 pm

We are ALL policemen Ben. Expect a loud knock on your door in the next 30 seconds.

Sting worked guys! Thanks for all your hard work, see you at the Station.

by **Bangover** on Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:23 pm

I'lll geett yooouuuuuu UK THRRAASSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GGGAAHH

my posts are always fiction and are purely for my own role playing pleasure

by **James** on Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:26 pm

Save it for the jury, scumbag.

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:38 pm

Bangover wrote:are any other board members in the police? .....someone delete that better living through chemicals thread...

I applied back in '95 but never made it. £ years ago i applied to be a prison officer, but after getting through to the 5th interview, it transpired that the wage they advertised for the job was after a 6 month training period, and i couldnt live on the training wage having a mortgage by myself!!! My prefered placement had been given as foston hall (a women and female young offenders prison about 5 miles from where i live), i was going to live out my Bad Girls fantasies :lol:

by **James** on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:10 pm

Probably for the best, given your avatar!

by **Styxx** on Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:10 am

Immortalicide wrote:
Bangover wrote:are any other board members in the police? .....someone delete that better living through chemicals thread...

I applied back in '95 but never made it. £ years ago i applied to be a prison officer, but after getting through to the 5th interview, it transpired that the wage they advertised for the job was after a 6 month training period, and i couldnt live on the training wage having a mortgage by myself!!! My prefered placement had been given as foston hall (a women and female young offenders prison about 5 miles from where i live), i was going to live out my Bad Girls fantasies

That would have been mega! Someone I knew went to be in a Bad Girls musical on the West End this year. She's stunning and has such a sexy voice!

by **terrorizer** on Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:48 am

James wrote:So you work on Christmas day?

Sometimes yes, however this year Boxing Day instead.

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:42 am

I'm working on Christmas Day, but I'm an Atheist Jew so I don't really care all too much.

by **Povey** on Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:11 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:I'm working on Christmas Day, but I'm an Atheist Jew so I don't really care all too much.

Yeah but you get one of these instead

Ohhhh I wanna sing the song to now.

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:10 pm

I haven't held one of those for nearly 15 years, and I never sang that song. However, my mum is basically Kyle's mum.

by **thrashduck** on Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:17 pm

Jon's mum's a bitch, she's a mean old bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...

by **James** on Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:41 pm

What the hell is that thing?

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:02 am

It's supposed to be a dreidel, but it looks more like a super alien dreidel. You spin it around and play games for sweets and treats when you're a young boy or girl during the festival of Chanukah. I only vaguely remember playing these games once when I was very, very young.

by **Resilience Records** on Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:35 am

yeah when you're a kid they stick it in you rear and spin it around until you start to cry, then all the adults start singing the song really loudly to drown out the crying. at the point of climax the elder high priest jew overlord shoots his golden load upon the face of the infidel and says the lords prayer backwards. thus incarnating a jew egg. this is how jews breed.

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:19 am

Careful with your words, or I'll be forced to breed on your face.