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Postby Dian Wei on Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:10 pm

James recent Lovecraftian wank off has made me think we should have a short story bash.

1000 word limit, upload the file to a host, and we can all enjoy our collective insanity.

Let's say a month's deadline as well, as well as no restrictions on theme or context.

Who's game?
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Re: Short stories.

Postby Atom on Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:07 pm

Hahaha! Yes, sounds awesome! I'm in!
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Re: Short stories.

Postby Bloodkrishna on Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:26 pm

sounds interesting, can I join? haha
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Re: Short stories.

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:31 pm

Of course!
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Re: Short stories.

Postby James on Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:00 pm

I'm always game for shameless Lovecraft worship!
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Re: Short stories.

Postby meluaz on Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:53 pm

Ok here is mine ''This is the last statement of Dr Isaac Hawking moments before his death, '' I was walking down the road admiring the...HOLY SHIT A GIANT INDESCRIBABLE HORROR!! *dead*'' Thank you.....
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Re: Short stories.

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:52 am

-F, See me after.
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Re: Short stories.

Postby STD_Caps on Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:50 am

Dian Wei wrote:James recent Lovecraftian wank off has made me think we should have a short story bash.



Where's James' 'Lovecraftian wank off'. My short stories are all on an online on a shitty blog. I'm up for this, I've been meaning to write something new recently.
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There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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Re: Short stories.

Postby Resilience Records on Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:20 am

meluaz wrote:Ok here is mine ''This is the last statement of Dr Isaac Hawking moments before his death, '' I was walking down the road admiring the...HOLY SHIT A GIANT INDESCRIBABLE HORROR!! *dead*'' Thank you.....


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Re: Short stories.

Postby James on Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:14 am

I have a short piece that is about 600 words which I could post up now if anyone's interested?
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Re: Short stories.

Postby Dian Wei on Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:01 pm

Nah we're not, haha.

Just stick it up on mediafire and post the url.

That will stop the thread becoming too coarse.
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Re: Short stories.

Postby Resilience Records on Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:09 pm

Yeah stick it up your arse James.
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Re: Short stories.

Postby James on Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:43 pm

Noted.
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Re: Short stories.

Postby James on Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:18 am

Is anyone actually doing this?
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Re: Short stories.

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:25 am

Yeah, deadline is the 23rd Feb.
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