Exactly it's not even like my dreams are that radically different from reality, they just have small dashes of niceness that make me go "Oh, great. That wasn't even real, what a load of shit".

People who say they can cook but that just means they know how to pour sauces from jars onto cooking meat.

I just woke up from a dream that some America firm had tracked me down for hacking there computers. I better stop downloading for a bit then....

Ha ha, I woke up a dream that I went to a Nebukadnezza gig that was in Trafalgar Sq, I gone to a supermarket to stock up on booze, and I stole lots of chocolate, there were loads of fit women about, and the only thing I was interested in was changing someones MSN status to 'is sucking cock' while they were away from the computer, that for some reason was outdoors, at the Nebu gig. And I didn't even have sex with the women. IT WAS MY DREAM AND I HAD NO SEX! Disappointing.

zykloned wrote:IT WAS MY DREAM AND I HAD NO SEX! Disappointing.

Not a dream, your life!

I find one of the most disappointing things ever is waiting to eat a meal you are seriously looking forward to, only for it to taste awful.

Also, building yourself up to play a gig and for it to suck.

Atom wrote:Also, building yourself up to play a gig and for it to suck.

What do you mea? You guys just playing a bad set or nobody turning up and you playing say the underowld infront of 20 people.

Povey wrote:

zykloned wrote:IT WAS MY DREAM AND I HAD NO SEX! Disappointing.

Not a dream, your life!

Ha ha, hey man, I'm a ladykiller!

They just don't know it yet

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8094515.stm

THIS!!!

im starting to get pretty tired of the world snooping on the world, why cant everyone do thier own fucking thing without some cunting bollocks getting in the way, its like everyone is a fucking mindless child!!

im growing a beard, buying a kilo of hash and moving to a mountain with my Zep Vinyls

Povey wrote:

Atom wrote:Also, building yourself up to play a gig and for it to suck.

What do you mea? You guys just playing a bad set or nobody turning up and you playing say the underowld infront of 20 people.

You know, just a lame gig, for whatever reasons.

1. when you go to a party and it turns out to be shit
2. when you want to drink stupid amounts of alcohol but you can't because you have to keep your job.
3. When your penis is really small
4. and yes, definately at the top (????) of my list, dreams that upon waking turn out to be not real!

The horrible shits that follow a really tasty pizza that you had the night before. That, and Lyall.

- When you make a Bacon or Sausage sarnie and you realise you only have brown bread. I mean i'll eat it fine but its not the same as white.

South Africa vs New Zealand..... in football

When you reach the end of an ace film/game but want it to carry on

Lol why did my disappointing things in life post get sent to the bread thread?!