Your dad wears tights.

All of you need to be less rude, its coming across as lude and smells exactly like poo. Just like you. But don't intrude, I'm breaking out the lube, I'll be going ewwww and you'll spew.

Many of us are too white.

For example, all of us are.

Except Steve.

Herzeleid wrote:For example, all of us are.

are you joking faraz is as black as they come, he knows the whole kfc menu, ask him, he knows the whole fucking thing!

all you gotta do is tell me how hungry you are, ... i'll find THE meal for you!!!

i was born,into scat porn,the poo ended up getting worn,it was sharper than a thorn and it left my arsehole torn,i coulda sworn but didnt mourn the circumstance,curcumcised cock inside my pants,the experience was far from gant,and i sniffed up all the ants,like an arrvark,with a nose as long as a shark,i stuffed it in her lady park,but is was so dark i needed a spark,to see,so juicy,rammed my nose in and out to satisfy this female called Lucy,now her pussy,is loose see?wetter than the deep blue sea,but just as deep if you ask me.
i cocksnotted out my nose,i suppose it was rich in consistency like Oreos,not Cheerios,hell froze,over,like the way she was bent,but not sober,seeing visions of gordon the gopher,as i continued to grope her,and she murmered like the Pope-a,it was so dope-a,and she even let me choke her,and my bombiknocker nearly broke her,in two,as i took another poo,she sniffed it all up like a kid fiends for glue,it was nothing new,and coz of the germs we got the flu,but not that swine one,although there was a pig present,y'know just for fun,but we both had the runs,thats why im number one when it comes to 'fuckin up the shit'.literally,mentally and physically,insane,but not inane,hi jacking a plain,bag of crisps,ha,did you see that twist,or at least get the jist?like jizz,i fizz and spritz,at the site of the kiss,dudes tongue,i bet thats seen some mung,you all get sprung and have your bell rung,like a flannel,which was pissed on with enamel,getting the hump like a camel,and a lump like a van dammel,did you all see that,he got an erection on a chat show,the stupid twat,enough about that,i think its time for a big shat,in the presence of my cat,but ill need a door mat,to lay out flat.

Sittin at work with a fuckin jerk
cause I'm eatin my lunch and he smells like a turk
pickin his nose and flickin my way
how do I put up with this all day
pull out my gun, put a cap in his arse
dead motherfucker don't move very fast
Fuck his corpse with my big todger
I love it so much like a jammy dodger.

so bored,so thought id become a lord,and record,am almighty verse,which is doper than a ford,fiesta,i dont need a siesta,coz im the besta,all contenders are more of a joke than a jester,Donnys head is bald like Fester,Addams,Faraz is a right little madam,they idolize Saddam,hussein,so much so that they stroke their purple veins,even when it rains,it pours,always poor,like a wheelchair bound person on a dancefloor,thats raw,when they roll through the door,never before,have you seen such a pair of whores.trying to outrap me,but with a vocabulary as primitive as bruap and plap,see.
fuck im so fed up,im perplexed at what to write next,did you ever play a game call Hex-en,a bit like doom but with magic,it was tragic,like that thread when Jamie changed all the posts,sneaky little ghost,but i suppose,its typical behaviour from paedos,and if this bit goes,then only him and i know,and i wont be pleased,that he ruined my flow,y'know,so i'll go,and report him to the police about the whole Maddie fiasco,after i quickly go to tesco,to rescue,a rapper called Snow,he was white too,and sang informer,it was better than the movie transformers,a licky bum bum down.

listen whores,im even more bored,so i'll choke any of you on my pork sword,pray to the lord,that i dont crash your Ford,in the yard,more shocking than John hating retards,get out your barred,said the oven charred tub of lard,gosh it got me hard,like a dyke on a bike or in a car,she'd never send me a card,coz lesbos hate men,and those twats on dragons den,i type coz i dont want to use a pen,not pig pen,uncle ben,what a lovely sauce maker,i wish he had sponsored James bonds moonraker,which sounds a bit like moonwalker,except micheal jackson was more of a child stalker,bit like our Jamie,but we all still love him,just like that hood basketball movie above the rim,jim....l fix it,but it was never broke,i bagan to choke on the smoke when i took a toke,and became a loke ass G,grimey but not slimey,cor blimey im a limey,whats the timey,time to get sublime-y,not whiney,just fine see.