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Cats vs. Dogs

Cats
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54%
Dogs
13
46%
 
Total votes : 28

Postby Dethhead on Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:57 pm

COME ON DOGS! The dogs are rising in the poll!

Lets put a persian cat vs a rottweiler and see who wins if dogs do not win this poll!
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Postby Plodman on Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:06 am

rottweilers can fuck off, ugly little shits
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Postby James on Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:17 am

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Postby Dethhead on Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:24 am

Plodman wrote:rottweilers can fuck off, ugly little shits


No WAY!

And one would destroy many cats in a rampage!
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Postby James on Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:27 am

Who cares who would win in a fight? That's just like how twats walk along with pit bulls on chains, to boost their pathetic manhood.

Cats are the Elves against the Orcish dogs.
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Postby MartinC on Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:44 am

I Love Dogs - The new Heretic hit.
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Postby thrashduck on Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:50 am

Yeh and they eat kids. Like really eat kids. Evil.
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Postby GoreBastard on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:49 am

Why does everyone like cats better than dogs? Cats are gay!
That's like saying you like pink more than erm... a colour that isn't gay :/

Cats are annoying little shits. At least with dogs there's a billion different breeds. Cats are all the same apart from a few colour changes here and there!

I don't know why I'm getting involved though, because I think dogs are fucking shit aswell... I just like them better than cats!

Also, dogs are way more intelligent than cats. When was the last time you saw a blind person walking with a "guide cat", or a cop with a "drug sniffer cat".

Hmmm
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Postby charlotte on Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:28 am

Because no cat would be stupid enough to let itself be put on a lead, that's why. And I wouldn't trust a guide cat not to put me in danger if I were blind, or a sniffer cat not to eat the drugs. One of ours ate a mate's ganj once, fell asleep for hours and then woke up ravenous. Luckily our mate saw the funny side.
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Postby Dethhead on Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:28 am

GoreBastard wrote:Why does everyone like cats better than dogs? Cats are gay!
That's like saying you like pink more than erm... a colour that isn't gay :/

Cats are annoying little shits. At least with dogs there's a billion different breeds. Cats are all the same apart from a few colour changes here and there!

I don't know why I'm getting involved though, because I think dogs are fucking shit aswell... I just like them better than cats!

Also, dogs are way more intelligent than cats. When was the last time you saw a blind person walking with a "guide cat", or a cop with a "drug sniffer cat".

Hmmm
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Damn straight, and i was being saracastic before.
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:09 pm

Cats are not gay (unless they really are gay), they are nice. But dogs are better, they have more character and personality. And that's all I have to say on the matter.
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Postby MartinC on Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:26 pm

I wish I had a fucking cat here in Sheffield, my housemate saw a mouse scuttle across the kitchen floor the other day.
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Postby Immortalicide on Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:34 pm

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Immortalicide wrote:Also, i have seen a singing dog live onstage at a gig, something that a cat would never be able to do!! The dog in question was Boot the dog, dumpy dunnells dog (dumpys rusty nuts), who usd to go onstage wearing a tut and bikers helmet just like dumpy, and who would put his head back and howl when dumpy would hit certain notes during a solo!! That alone deserves a win!!!


What a great demonstration of feline superiority! A cat would never lower itself to such brutish canine indignity. Cats are subtle, complex beings with self-respect.


a dog can do something a cat cant, that shows his superiority!! :shock:
what about police dogs, gundogs, guide dogs, the littlest hobo, lassie, and alex (more details of alex here http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/famous/dogs-A-D.html )

Still, I think korea has the best idea, and eat the both of them. :D
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Postby Craig on Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:50 am

Right, now that I actually have time, I'll post my opinion.

Cats FTW!

1) They're smarter
2) They don't have breath that stinks
3) They can actually wash themselves
4) You don't have to play fetch every five seconds to keep it amused
5) They're more independent

I generally like cats because they're more intelligently affectionate, meaning they don't come up to you and go "look at me, look at me" every five seconds, but they also like curling up next to you in the winter.

We've never had kittens, though they're infinitely cuter than fully-grown cats. The first cat we had was already in the house before I was born, we were adopted by another one when I was about 7 or 8, those two died (one of a hyperactive thyroid and one of suspected leukaemia) and we got two 2-year-old rescue cats from a local RSPCA centre in 2000. One of those got run over this summer but we've since been adopted by yet another cat, who apparently has claimed my bed while I've been at university - we'll see about that :twisted:.

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Postby Craig on Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:51 pm

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