Just got back from Bloodstock "Good Morning" Fest.

Got there on the Thursday, it took an age to get into the venue, but we finally pitched our tents about 6pm.

Thursday night was a little messy hanging out with the guys from HOD. I woke up to find myself drowning in my own vomit and getting verbal abuse from Feemo asking where his breakfast was.

I then spent 5 hrs dying in the sun until MW came on the sound was well naff, but watched the attempt to break the crowd surfing record over the rail... Apparently 428 people went over the bar in Terror Shark

Inbetween smuggling beer's and large amounts of spirits into the arena we all went on to see Sodom,Saxon and Carcass whom produced cracking stuff.

Loads of stories to tell but im well knackered and tomorrow is a new day.

Top weekend, burned severely and feeling rough with the fiery shits of death now though!

Highlights were getting pissed, Carcass, Candlemass, the reverse bungee with Povey and finding out the wife is up the duff again! I still have your can opener btw Pove.

We managed to sell round about 100 CDs in the arena on Sunday - unbelievable. Top fun giving passers by the hard sell with Mort and his missus.

How the hell do you sell CD's to people who havnt heard you?? And how did you get them into the arena??!!

Sucks to hear about waste, I wanna see a video of Terror shark tho lol.

How was Europe, they rock dont they!! And i heard COF got bottled and the guitarist got injured or something...is this great news true??

I LIED TO THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

The only thing not allowed in the arena was your own beer - we asked security and they said it was fine! We just tried to convince people that just because it was only £2 doesn't mean we're totally shit!

I missed both CoF and Europe, so I'm sure somebody else will fill you in.

Im just about to upload that Youtube video.


Yeah was a good laugh getting hammered with HOD dieing the next day and continuing like a trooper, punching Ste in the balls then him taking it to far like a little girl and choking me out

Bumper cars, the Ghost House when I feared for my life.

Keep the tin opener as a momento of me/your wife getting up the duff.


In other news I have been washing all my sleeping bags today and found a pair of long john's in them as worn by Wolves in the Throne Room.

Good festivlol. Need to take my contacts out now, they've been in for a couple of days.

Oh boy.....

So many stories to tell, so few bands watched! What a fucking great weekend.

The ladies find there man.

HAHAHAHA! I'm clearly not comfortable with the situation.

EDDDDDDDDDIE why wont you call me EDDIE...Why wont you call

No.... one.

Oh, go on spudgun.

got back not too long ago and all washed and shaved!

i did have a great time but thought alot about the actual festival was shit! we waited in line for almost 3 hours getting in, being told after we'd drove back from the shops with a car full of booze we weren't allowed ANY booze in (fear not all was smuggled in) and things like bands like carcass, sodom, kreator etc not having any merch. i didn't see the cradle of filth incident but it does sound funny and goes to show Sodom should have headlined =] another positive was seeing Steve so fucking drunk the whole weekend