New Years Party:
Once on new years eve my parents went out to celebrate leaving me with the words "Don't have a party" ringing in my ears. Anyway we organized a huge party and loads of friends, randoms and weirdos turned up to help ring in the new year.
The party was swinging and everyone was having a rad time, sex drugs and rock 'n roll, the lot. Anyway I came across my friend Ginger Keiran (so called due to him being ginger and his name being Keiran) having a drinking contest with some dude I had never seen before.
Anyway Keiran is this huge Irish guy who drinks like a fish and has awesome powers (he can swallow coins and then hack them back up again and can also down anything by opening his throat) and was whipping this poor dude who could down one can in the time it took Keiran to down two.
They were raging on with their contest and I started speaking to the random dude's friend who told me that they had already annihilated a liter of vodka between them before getting to mine. They were now on their firth can of beer that was being downed in seconds by Keiran.
Anyway the party raged on and ages later I needed a piss but was confused to see a big crowd standing around the bog laughing and pointing at something...
The random dude who had foolishly challenged Keiran to the contest was lying in a a pool of his own sick, his trousers and panties round his ankles and he had obviously been trying to take a dump as there was the evidence to support this claim. He was carried outside and his buddies cleaned up the sick and poop and called an ambulance cos this guy was passed out and looked like he was dying.
Eventually when he was finally taken out into the freezing cold he was lying in the street, in his own sick again (but this time mercifully with his trousers on) when the ambulance came to pick him up JUST AS MY PARENTS PULLED UP IN THE CAR.
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Anyway, everyone left shortly after and my buddies stayed to help clean up. The moral of the story? Don't have a drinking contest with Irish booze freaks!