They'd never show it. Even if they did, no one would believe it was for real because all of these shows are scripted anyway. Besides, it'd probably lose its worth after ITV 7 had repeated it for the umpteenth time. Honestly, Jeremy Kyle seems to be repeated more than old episodes of The Bill.

At least the Bill has a good theme tune. Jeremy Kyle has fuck all.

I used to believe that I had the real life Trevor McDonald on my MSN list. (Years ago)

Come to think of it... I do actually want three new pairs of shoes.


GOD!

Dian Wei wrote:Yeah that was what i meant to ask. HE OFFERED ME THEM FIRST BEN, ARSE OFF WANK TITS!

Actually,I only offered them to you at all.If I wanted to auction them off I'd stick 'em on the interweb ebay thigymajob.
What condition are they in?
Mint,obviously.



Well,if by mint you mean "kept in polythene sleeves for twenty years,but read quite a few times and probably a bit creased" anyway

MartinC wrote:Come to think of it... I do actually want three new pairs of shoes.


GOD!

Do you have a Nike Factory Shop nearby? They can be completely tits. I got a new pair of trainers for £20 reduced from £60 from the one near me. The only drawback is that a lot of the stuff is just American stock that never sold. Still.

I've not bought a pair of Nikes for a while, I only really wear K Swiss trainers.

ribbons69 wrote:

Dian Wei wrote:Yeah that was what i meant to ask. HE OFFERED ME THEM FIRST BEN, ARSE OFF WANK TITS!

Actually,I only offered them to you at all.If I wanted to auction them off I'd stick 'em on the interweb ebay thigymajob.
What condition are they in?
Mint,obviously.



Well,if by mint you mean "kept in polythene sleeves for twenty years,but read quite a few times and probably a bit creased" anyway

In about a week I will have some cash and I think I will be taking them off your hands...

Bangover wrote:

ribbons69 wrote:

Dian Wei wrote:Yeah that was what i meant to ask. HE OFFERED ME THEM FIRST BEN, ARSE OFF WANK TITS!

Actually,I only offered them to you at all.If I wanted to auction them off I'd stick 'em on the interweb ebay thigymajob.
What condition are they in?
Mint,obviously.



Well,if by mint you mean "kept in polythene sleeves for twenty years,but read quite a few times and probably a bit creased" anyway

In about a week I will have some cash and I think I will be taking them off your hands...

I've promised them to Dian Wei,although if he were to be brutally murdered,say with a spade,then you would be next in line.

I'll buy them for £30.




What's for sale?

A bunch of comics for fags.

Ooo, I collect comics!

For fuck's sake!

Why do people collect comics?! They are for children!

No, Rugby is for children. Comics are for awesome adults.

Stop lying.