beige metal bands are sooo cash
you're not in the hat cult
not even kirk hamhat
or james hatfield
scotch ian still complains
hes not very popular with james
martin has been usurped
by lev, whos bedtime of half ten is pretty absurd
william morton is our man
he has a gay french guitarist and a really bad haircut
jekazolol
jekazolol
nobody really likes thrash any more
the banter here gets pretty raw
one day youll be in the elite 22
looking at maddie porn
and i dont agree with that in the workplace
i'm the belgian, nobody likes me
until they see my lager factory
and all the girls, are wanting some chocolate
but i've never wanted to give it
forever i carry on my quest
to make hallowed point the very best
faggy power metal band, with girly vox
with silver bells tied to our cocks
terrorizer is an old bugger
i cant think of any more lines
god this conversation sucks
and that was the uk thrash rap
never gonna give you up
never gonna left you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
maddie don't preach
i'm insiiiide you deep
maddie don't preach
your parent's are loosing sleep
thrash thrash thrash
toxic this toxic that
some of us remember when martin was funny
when there were new bands a plenty
now its pretty stale
i'm so happy to be in hallowed point
i'll go find harris and get a joint
then i'll go and laugh at pitiful reign
their lack of 0b03 is a real shame
james and craig are made of fail
lev has a gay rats tail
norsey's head is very square
the general chat section has been moved down there
Speeding rage of thrashing death
uk thrash promoters with acrid breath
forcing you to change your style
they want you to become Evile
there's a creeping dan
he stole my user name and arse kisses every band
im not really in hallowed point
i like cock
sackhmet love nothing more than to play
apart from firing 5 guitarists a day
one day they might hire a belgian
but he'll be awful because belgium is poor
we're all in hallowed point now
no doubt there'll be a row
over who gets to play 0b03
this fascist regime
is really mean
craigs rules didnt go over well
even harris stopped smiling
evile got a famous producer
famous for having the worst produced album ever
for some reason the all seemed to be happy
even though the album is really, really crappy
fuck evile and pitiful reign,
uk thrash sounds all the same
this isnt fun
ill take my gun
and blow out my fucking brains
everyone seems to hate robb flynn
even though he is clearly win
they must be jealous, because oddly
his albums sell more than 25 copies
before you bed
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