Glen David Houghton
G. D. H.
Gigantic Dick Head.

My names appauling.

Daniel Whitelock-Wainwright

I have a middle name but it make me look more stupid. But it never used to fit on school registers when i was in school so it said Da and people had to take a guess at what my name was.

Scott McRobb.

My mates call me Shug. Apparently this is because they knew a guy called Scott at school who they called Shug. No idea why as Shug is slang for Hugh.

Used to get all the classic McKnob, McKnob Cheese, McKnobber piss takes at school. Ah, the good old days. Used to get called Serge at school cos that was the name they assigned to anyone called Scott in French classes at High School.

Levi Mark McGlinchey

Mother wanted to call me Levi, father wanted to call me Mark. So I got both.

McGlinchey is Irish. A lot of the McGlincheys were IRA people...

Christopher Stephen Caps.

When I was younger and my milk teeth fell out I was known as 'Gappy Cappy' and then the piss-taking started:

Nappy Cappy
Knee/Gun/Bottle Caps
Craps
Piss Craps

There was a guy at Uni who used to give everyone retarded nicknames. Caps became Capsicus became Capicius. By the end of living with him I went from Caps to Peeshmans!

Since then, I have had students enjoying my names when teaching. My first lesson at my second placement I was introduced as Mr Caps when someone shouted 'Yes, Mr Caps - pop a cap in yo ass!"

Oh the fun...

Lewis David Walker

Using a "what your name means" thing its, Famous Warrior, beloved, Forest Walker....apparently

Make them stand on a table singing the national anthem, for four hours.

Apparently my name means 'war-like'.

Thomas Oliver McLellan Ludlow

Or

T.O.M. L


My real second name is Luchtenstein, after my Granddad who had to escape Germany because he was Jewish, he came here and picked a random name out of a phone book, thats where Ludlow comes from. The McLellan is my Dad's and the Oliver was my folks being clever.

I'd rather be Shard McMirror though.

MartinC wrote:Apparently my name means 'war-like'.

My name means "Joined To War-like"

Hmm...

Well Tom you have the coolest story behind your name!

Atom wrote:Thomas Oliver McLellan Ludlow

Or

T.O.M. L


My real second name is Luchtenstein, after my Granddad who had to escape Germany because he was Jewish, he came here and picked a random name out of a phone book, thats where Ludlow comes from. The McLellan is my Dad's and the Oliver was my folks being clever.

I'd rather be Shard McMirror though.

My grandma had a similar story, she was Austrian and used to have the surname Katz, but came over to England and changed her name to Teba.

But I am Jonathan David Kushner. And I'd rather be known as Humpy. I think.

Cheers!

The coolest name story is that guy in from Dusk Til Dawn. The chick asks him his name and he's like, "Sex Machine". Hahaha!

On the Megadeth tour there was a guy who called himself, "Cunt".

Hahahaha what a nutter. Was he working on the tour?

Luchtenstein is a cool name.