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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby Herzeleid on Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:32 pm

You look like a tosser.
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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:48 pm

To be fair, I am a self-proclaimed tosser so I'm not all that bothered by looking like one.

I have nicer hair than you.
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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby Herzeleid on Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:19 pm

I had to go back and look at it because i'd forgotten what it looked like. Generic gelled hair that no-one will ever remember and tells people who see you "I genuinely enjoy Carling". I have the long red locks of Thor.
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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby ribbons69 on Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:01 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
James wrote:Metal Iain still looks like this really:

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Where did this come from?!

Ach, that was a good night but the thing is, I was wearing a leather jacket, Pitiful Reign T-shirt and jeans whilst in the presence of respectable people. Though that was taken at the mosher-ish union (the University of Glasgow has two), it was still out of order.

I believe I look better now.

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Look at me there, flexing my 4" guns. I had a couple of really annoying spots that I had a go at with a cheese knife too.

Class act.

Am I the only one to notice that none of the women in the photo's are actually looking at you?
Is it the jizz stains that are to blame?
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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:33 pm

Herzeleid wrote:I had to go back and look at it because i'd forgotten what it looked like. Generic gelled hair that no-one will ever remember and tells people who see you "I genuinely enjoy Carling". I have the long red locks of Thor.


Sod off!

My hair-horn makes your hair look fucking crap. You're forgetting that in Scotland, everyone has long red hair, so I'm making a fucking fashion statement by having such nice hair. Besides, I don't use gel; I use wax. Wax from the anus of a camel.

And, come on, I drink every night. How could I possibly enjoy Carling? I can barely finish a can of Miller, let alone Carling or Tennent's!
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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:36 pm

ribbons69 wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
James wrote:Metal Iain still looks like this really:

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Where did this come from?!

Ach, that was a good night but the thing is, I was wearing a leather jacket, Pitiful Reign T-shirt and jeans whilst in the presence of respectable people. Though that was taken at the mosher-ish union (the University of Glasgow has two), it was still out of order.

I believe I look better now.

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Look at me there, flexing my 4" guns. I had a couple of really annoying spots that I had a go at with a cheese knife too.

Class act.

Am I the only one to notice that none of the women in the photo's are actually looking at you?
Is it the jizz stains that are to blame?


It was a lassie that took the photo you silly sailor.

Besides, that was taken on New Year's Eve. Pulling was the last thing on my mind.

Now that you mention it, the one woman in the photo is actually talking to a guy called Elton (not his real name - he just looked like Elton John at school because he was chubby and wore glasses).
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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby MartinC on Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:07 pm

Besides, that was taken on New Year's Eve. Pulling was the last thing on my mind.


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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:32 pm

MartinC wrote:
Besides, that was taken on New Year's Eve. Pulling was the last thing on my mind.


Gay.


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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby MartinC on Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:37 pm

It's so easy to pull on New Year's. It's the best day of the year for people like me (i.e. someone all women hate).
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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:07 pm

MartinC wrote:It's so easy to pull on New Year's.


Not if you've had a bottle of vodka before you go out it's not.

New Year's Eve is the one time of year when you should go out with the intention of getting alcohol poisoning. I was still fucking hammered when I woke up and actually refused a glass of wine with lunch that day. My dump was just a big bag of Guinness and vodka.
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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby MartinC on Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:52 pm

I got pretty hammered and as a result it gave me enough bollocks to get away with: "shall we go back to mine and have sex?"

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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby Lev on Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:50 pm

MartinC wrote:Only. Shag. Ever.
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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby MartinC on Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:57 pm

Wank. On. My own.
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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby RedBurp on Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:49 pm

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Re: What u got recently thread

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:05 pm

Metal Iain - Did the Action Programme provide a viable framework for 'socialism with a human face' in Czechoslovakia?
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