The harmonica was my favourite from the musical instruments. The phones were genius too.

That was actually quite good.

LEGENDARY GAMESHOW!


wicked rockin' challenge music,and a legendary late 80s/early 90s mullet!courtesy of Pat Sharp.i think John Conners mate in terminator 2 copied him

i served Pat Sharp at gatwick dixons tax free you know,yeah its true he was only off to do the "turning on the xmas lights" in tenerife(what a true star)and he even had a PA.(how A-list can you get? )

i bet he's got plenty more things in the pipeline

also i think my first boner was over melanie and martine those dodgy looking fun house twins.
they were much fitter when i was a youngster...

I just watched a video of two guys killing kittens with rocks and want to hunt them down and eat their livers. I can watch most forms of cruelty but would rather sit through a thousand videos of human execution than another one of violence against cats.

Fucking cunts.

Metal Iain wrote:I just watched a video of two guys killing kittens with rocks and want to hunt them down and eat their livers. I can watch most forms of cruelty but would rather sit through a thousand videos of human execution than another one of violence against cats.

Fucking cunts.

I agree 100%

I don't in the slightest. I would like to kill all cats. Not like...lions..they're fine. But, y'know, household cats. DIeeee!!11

You fool! Domestic cats are brilliant.

Give me one reason why they're good. Just one.

They kill mice that try to live in your kitchen. Most people don't have the nous to do that, even if they go out and buy an air gun and take shifts to stake out the kitchen at night.

Owl's take care of that for us.

You have owls in your kitchen? That's even more unhygienic than mice!

You really should be on Channel 4.

I've always preferred, 'You are funnier than Jonathan Ross'.

But he's not funny...

- Well I've got news for you buster: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
- Yeah, I can see that...