Right how abouts we organise a trip to Thorpe park in the next few weeks before the schools break up

The reason is that i have a load of buy one get one free tickets from work so getting in is about £16 each instead £32

Should be a good laugh

Good plan, although I am scared of most types of theme park ride

I don't wanna go, I'm just posting to say, Torso, your avatar is fucking awesome!

Where the fuck's Thorpe Park?

I think it's in or near Bristol.


My mate won the Liverpool Tekken 5 tournament and got entered into the finals at Thorpe Park... If he won he'd have got £6,000 and a 40" Plasma TV.
I was going to drive him there, but we only knew that it was in Bristol, and me being a typical wanker of a man, I thought it would be easy to find and therefore didn't bother getting directions.

Now, I work at Tuffnells which is a parcel company. Any parcels we get that are destined for Bristol get sent to the Newport depot. Somewhere along the ride, I got mixed up, thought Thorpe Park was in Newport and headed into South Wales instead of FUCKING BRISTOL. I don't know why neither of us did any research into how to find the place. We are both fucking idiots and we never ended up arriving at the tournament on time, which he would have definately won and gave me a grand out of his winnings for taking him... Fuck.

That's not a funny story, it's fucking annoying...

Gorebastard's.... annoying stories!

Another annoying story there.

Thorpe Park is in London

GoreBastard wrote:I think it's in or near Bristol.


My mate won the Liverpool Tekken 5 tournament and got entered into the finals at Thorpe Park... If he won he'd have got £6,000 and a 40" Plasma TV.
I was going to drive him there, but we only knew that it was in Bristol, and me being a typical wanker of a man, I thought it would be easy to find and therefore didn't bother getting directions.

Now, I work at Tuffnells which is a parcel company. Any parcels we get that are destined for Bristol get sent to the Newport depot. Somewhere along the ride, I got mixed up, thought Thorpe Park was in Newport and headed into South Wales instead of FUCKING BRISTOL. I don't know why neither of us did any research into how to find the place. We are both fucking idiots and we never ended up arriving at the tournament on time, which he would have definately won and gave me a grand out of his winnings for taking him... Fuck.

That's not a funny story, it's fucking annoying...

That's the worst thing I've ever heard. I'm hungover, I seriously can't take that kind of tragedy this early in the morning.

GoreBastard wrote:Torso, your avatar is fucking awesome!

It's amazing beyond belief.

Theme parks are for fags and children.

I would be in if I lived near Bristol but, as I don't, cannot be ringed.

London, yes i will come.

fannies fannies.

Scotchy, fly down to Stansted and you can stop at mine for a couple.

i'm well up for it, i'm sure mike and steve will be too. just let me /us know and we'll be rocking.

Don't forget me, I love theme parks, I'll run around and go mad like a stupid little idiot and I'll bloody love it.

I would love to head up but dnt think ill have the money soon enuff GAY!

Earlier in the year i got myself a merlin annual pass which gives me unlimited visits to ALTON TOWERS, THORPE PARK, CHESSINGTON, LEGOLAND, WARWICK CASTLE, SEALIFE CENTRES, LONDON EYE, MADAM TUSSAURDS, SEALIFE SANCTURIES & THE DUNGEONS. Not bad for £75 off ebay.
heres a similar item, well well worth a purchase.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Merlin-Annual-Pas ... 911.c0.m14