I think the ones that they disconnect straight away on are the best ones.


You: ITS PIKACHU!!!
You: GOD DAMMITT!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: GOOO CHARMANDER!!
Stranger: GOOOOO Mewtwo
Stranger: !!!
You: Charmander attacks Mewtwo with Ember
Stranger: Psycho Attack!
You: Critical Hit!
Stranger: It's very effective!!!!
Stranger: Charmander is K-O
Stranger: Mewtwo Won


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I can't think of anything funny, this is a masterpiece website for sheer lols, gosh darn.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Too many people do that one.

soz captain fuckin daaannn

Be better.

You: dad?
Stranger: son?
You: DAD!
Stranger: MY SON!!!!!!!!!
You: i can't believe i've finally found you!!!
You: why did you leave?
Stranger: I was kidnapped
You: :O
You: how did you escape?
Stranger: you see, the price of nigeria sent me an email
You: oh no
You: the money one?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: the very same
You: then what happened?
Stranger: when I went to nigeria to pick up my billions of USD the nigerian pirates kidnapped me
Stranger: and held me for ransom
Stranger: they made me write emails day and night for 10 years
You: oh my god! that's awful
You: were you forced to write them in poor English?
Stranger: yes, they also made me capitalize random words in a sentence
You: but at least you escaped!
Stranger: for 10 years I was prince Muhongo
Stranger: yes, thankfully
You: i missed you dad
Stranger: I missed you too son
You: i'm pretty bad at shaving, and i'm awful at treating women badly like they crave
You: can you finally teach me both?
Stranger: did you ever have that tail surgically removed?
You: yes dad, i did
Stranger: my son, I can teach you how to beat a woman like no other
You: YAY
You: and we can get drunk and watch the game!
Stranger: the only way a woman will truely love you is if you leave your handmarks on her face and neck
You: i'd always suspected that, but mum said not to hit women because they don't like it
Stranger: she's a woman, they don't know anything
You: of course!
Stranger: next time your mother says women dont like being hit, give her a good smack
Stranger: she'll like it so much that she'll make you a sandwich
You: wow! I like sandwiches!
Stranger: yeah, the harder you hit a woman the better the sandwich is too
You: does she know you escaped yet?
Stranger: not yet, I just finished convincing the nigerian pirates that i needed help transporting sum of 1000000000000 usd from america into nigeria
You: ah, i see
Stranger: see son, beat them at their own game
You: if you want dad, i will help you get revenge on them
Stranger: yes that would be most excellent
You: a father son murder rampage, we will spare no-one
Stranger: we will put their pirate heads on pikes as a warning to the others
You: sounds great dad
Stranger: and then we will slap their women so hard they make us the best sandwiches ever
You: i bet nigerian sandwiches are lovely
Stranger: it's a boar's head inbetween two giant loafs of dirt bread
You: wow, i'll look forward to that
Stranger: served with a side of mud au jus
Stranger: just don't tell your mother, you know how she doesn't like it when you stay out past 4pm
You: i know, but now you're back in my life, i don't have to listen to women or their feeble opinions
Stranger: this is true
You:
Stranger: we will go on a murder-woman beating rampage together
You: sounds perfect, it will more than make up for everything you missed
Stranger: i have a joke for you my son!
You: oh, tell me dad!
Stranger: where do you find a woman who has just gotten out of a battered woman's shelter?
You: i don't know
Stranger: in the kitchen, if the bitch knows whats good for her
You: hahahahahaha
You: you always told the best jokes
Stranger: it's something that comes with age, my son. one day you too will tell the best jokes
You: i can't wait! one day i can tell that one to my son
Stranger: yes, and then one day he too will beat women senseless just like his old man and his old man before that
You: we sure are a proud family
Stranger: we are, we come from a very long and distinguished line
You: we do? ohhh like who
Stranger: your great-great-great grandpa stranger raped and pillaged an entire village by himself
You: wowee!
Stranger: indeed, it was very impressive work
You: i'm so proud to be a Stranger
Stranger: he was so dangerous that the british empire had to banish him and all his concubine bitches to a remote island which we have now come to known as australia
Stranger: him and his bitches were left to propogate the entire island
You: so our family is all of Australia?
Stranger: yes, except for the aboriginies
Stranger: nobody knows where they came from
You: probably japan
Stranger: yeah, all the weird shit comes from japan
You: hahaha
Stranger: like cats with tentacles
Stranger: and other strange oddities
You: yeah, i heard they eat rice wrapped up in raw fish
Stranger: not just raw fish, they put all other sorts of stuff in it too
Stranger: like sea urchin and TENTACLES
You: :O
You: and used panties i bet
Stranger: yeah lots of used panties
Stranger: that are really from fat old men who get sweaty while playing dance dance revolution
You: sounds awful
Stranger: but sold with a picture of a schoolgirl named "kikyo"
You: sounds like a pretty smart scam
Stranger: it is, even the price of nigeria buys those panties
Stranger: and he is the dark scam lord
You: :O
Stranger: x_x
You: anyway dad, i have to go
Stranger: ok son
Stranger: just remember what i taught you about women
You: i will dad
You: thank you for the advice, i can't wait to see you again!
Stranger: goodbye, my son :*(
You: goodbye... dad :*(

And....:'(...they never spoke again...

Stranger: Yo.
You: I like rape
Stranger: Sorry ?
You: Its okay, just dont do it again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey babyy !
You: I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
You: Raiden! They've got Rose!
You: Rose is being held in the holds!
Stranger: omg !
Stranger: :ss
Stranger: i hate u

You: Raiden! They've got Rose!

Hahahaha that was amazing.

Lev wrote:You: Raiden! They've got Rose!

Hahaha, fucking awesome.

Stranger: next time your mother says women dont like being hit, give her a good smack
Stranger: she'll like it so much that she'll make you a sandwich
You: wow! I like sandwiches!
Stranger: yeah, the harder you hit a woman the better the sandwich is too

Easily the best so far.

Hahahaha yeh i loved that.