thrashduck wrote:Shit, on the walls?

Aw man...

I passed out whilst taking a shit and hit my head on the sink on my way to the floor. Needless to say, I ended up festooning the bog walls with shit, and later vomit.

MartinC wrote:Iain is tubgirl.

I have a nicer arse.

I think thats an elaborate rouse for your secret shit parties, which only take place at other peoples houses so you don't have to clean the mess up. Do the honorable thing and own up.

Bangover wrote:I think thats an elaborate rouse for your secret shit parties, which only take place at other peoples houses so you don't have to clean the mess up. Do the honorable thing and own up.

I've only shat myself twice. Well, that's not including the time before I was potty-trained. I shat myself when I was five on my way home from school and then again when I was nineteen at Calum(of Amok 'fame')'s house.

To be fair, I don't regret shitting all over Calum's house because the boy is a complete tit and can't play guitar for shit. He's also a traitor and doesn't drink because he's scared that his bird will dump him if he gets drunk in front of her.

Pathetic!

Metal Iain wrote:

Bangover wrote:I think thats an elaborate rouse for your secret shit parties, which only take place at other peoples houses so you don't have to clean the mess up. Do the honorable thing and own up.

I've only shat myself twice. Well, that's not including the time before I was potty-trained. I shat myself when I was five on my way home from school and then again when I was nineteen at Calum(of Amok 'fame')'s house.

To be fair, I don't regret shitting all over Calum's house because the boy is a complete tit and can't play guitar for shit. He's also a traitor and doesn't drink because he's scared that his bird will dump him if he gets drunk in front of her.

Pathetic!

nah, i just don't drink as much as i did because I got sick of consistently waking up next to a pint of piss, or beer cans, i mean, i pretty much pissed in anything i could because i was too pissed to get out my chair,and i didnt even clear them away, there were stagnant bottle everywhere, i'd rather wake up next to a women than a container reeking of my own waste, having said that, me and iain are set for a drinking challenge, and i'll kick his ass

amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Bangover wrote:I think thats an elaborate rouse for your secret shit parties, which only take place at other peoples houses so you don't have to clean the mess up. Do the honorable thing and own up.

I've only shat myself twice. Well, that's not including the time before I was potty-trained. I shat myself when I was five on my way home from school and then again when I was nineteen at Calum(of Amok 'fame')'s house.

To be fair, I don't regret shitting all over Calum's house because the boy is a complete tit and can't play guitar for shit. He's also a traitor and doesn't drink because he's scared that his bird will dump him if he gets drunk in front of her.

Pathetic!

nah, i just don't drink as much as i did because I got sick of consistently waking up next to a pint of piss, or beer cans, i mean, i pretty much pissed in anything i could because i was too pissed to get out my chair,and i didnt even clear them away, there were stagnant bottle everywhere, i'd rather wake up next to a women than a container reeking of my own waste, having said that, me and iain are set for a drinking challenge, and i'll kick his ass

Excuses...

Your bird is horrid and I'll drink you under the table!

you have a girls liver

amok wrote:you have a girls liver

Yet I can still out-drink you.

since when? i mean, you used to always say it was keith, kenny, me, then you?

amok wrote:since when? i mean, you used to always say it was keith, kenny, me, then you?

Did I FUCK!

You drink Miller so you've never really been up to a drinking contest.

hmmmm, i drink miller, but where you drink 8 of your stron stuff i drink 16 of my weak stuff so we need to find a common plain to have this battle and see who wins once and for all

You know...if you guys download MSN....

amok wrote:hmmmm, i drink miller, but where you drink 8 of your stron stuff i drink 16 of my weak stuff so we need to find a common plain to have this battle and see who wins once and for all

You've never even managed 16 Miller?

my records 17 man

Of Miller, aye. Why not try and drink something that actually has alcohol in it?