Metal Iain wrote:As long as you don't say 'now' in an Irish accent. It's fucking horrendous!.

NAAAAEEEEEWWWWIIIIIHHH!

haha, I'd write it more "NOOOOOOOOOOOOEYYYYYWW"

My old history teacher was from Northern Ireland (she was fit by the way) and one day she was telling us how much it would cost to go to Russia on a school trip, and she was like:

"IT WOULD COST 800 POIIINDS - PAARR PARRRSON!!"

Hahaha, so funny.


I loved her.

Haha, another good one she did was Chairman Mao:


"CHAIRMAN MYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

I have an Irish Music Teacher. Well not now cos i finished music yesterday. But, its funny when she says sit down "Siydown!"

Had a fit Irish media studies teacher, was only like 26 when she taught my class

"We've got a lot to do in this AAAAR" (hour)

So we're in agreement, everybody hates the Irish?

They killed Lord Mountbatten!

Pricks.

MartinC wrote:"CHAIRMAN MYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

hahahaha, hilarious!

Yeah, I hate the Irish. Gama Bomb are so shit that they turned me into a racist.

MartinC wrote:Yeah, I hate the Irish. Gama Bomb are so shit that they turned me into a racist.

Hating the Irish doesn't make you a racist; it may make you guilty of British chauvinism and xenophobia but, seeing as the Irish are of the same race as you and I, you cannot be deemed a racist for hating them.

I can't wait to get out of Glasgow, fucking pikeys everywhere like.

And you're not allowed in England...so...where will you go?

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:And you're not allowed in England...so...where will you go?

Back to the Kingdom of Fife (Dean Learner tried to open a titty bar there).

It's great. I live way out in the country so all you do is cycle about the place and lob massive rocks at cows. What's more, news that the Second World War has ended has yet to filter through there so we can see advance radical opinions against foreigners in public. Gayness is still banned too.

Besides, going to England would mean going over the A66 again. This is a voyage I hate making and hope never have to. My brother lives in York though so sometimes I do.

Have they been warned you are coming back? I think they should have warning signs or something around town.

You should be able to go to gigs in Edinburgh more often then?

Shugmaster wrote:Have they been warned you are coming back? I think they should have warning signs or something around town.

You should be able to go to gigs in Edinburgh more often then?

Gigs in Edinburgh?!



Aye, they've been warned well in advance. My parents know to expect to have to invest in more beer and bog roll and to vacate the living room between Friday and Sunday evening so I can watch the rugby too.

The Irish accent is sexy as hell, in my humble opinion.

However, say that in earshot of an Irish Class War activist and things'll get messy - as I learnt myself.

the irish one off blue peter = win